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Visual Vegetarian 

A person who will not eat meat if it still resembles the animal it was made from. For example, a visual vegetarian would eat chicken fingers but not a chicken leg or wing, because legs and wings still resemble the actual chicken.
Clyde: Are you ready for some of this turkey?

Henry: If you have any sliced turkey I'll take that, but I'm not going to eat from this turkey with the head still on it. I'm a Visual Vegetarian, and that looks too much like the real thing.
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Vegetarian 

Someone like me, who doesn't eat any meat or fish. I actually get a lot of stick for being one.
Vegetarians tend to live a healthier lifestyle, no matter what people say. We generally live an extra seven years because we are not eating "meat" from places like McDonalds. There are many reasons why people become vegetarians, and it's not always because they think that eating animals is cruel. Also, it is not as restricted as quite a few people think.
Guy: So, do you wanna go to McDonalds and grab a burger?
Girl: No thanks, do you know what is actually in there? There are chicken claws and all other left over parts of chicken in there.
Guy 2: Good thing I'm a vegetarian.


Boy: You want some turkey??
Girl: No thanks.
Boy: WTF, are you one of those chicken lover vegetarians?
Girl: I am, actually *walks away*.
Boy: Hey, wait! *thinks* Ahh crap, how was I supposed to know she didn't eat meat? And I was just gonna ask her out...
Vegetarian by X_Natasha_X June 25, 2008

vegetarian 

an amazing person who has the self control to not eat meat, which is viciously slaughtered in filthy surroundings. a vegetarian is someone who believes animals have the right to live and do not deserve to be exploited for their meat. meat eaters are terribly selfish, simple minded people who do not know what goes in in slaughterhouses. there are laws that allow slaughterhouse animals certain rights, and slaughterhouses often overlook these laws until they are caught. the sadistic and disturbed workers take their frustrations out on the animals in absolutely malicious ways.

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oh and for the guy that commented about how plants are living organisms so being vegetarian is pointless... YOU need to read a biology book. vegetarians do not eat ANIMALS, no one ever said anything about organisms... plants may be organisms but they DO NOT feel pain, and they are not animals in any form, they feed through photosynthesis, divide their cells by mitosis (not meiosis as animals do), and THEY ARE COMPOSED OF COMPLETELY DIFFERENT KIND OF CELLS THAN ANIMALS. (plant cells have a large central vacuole, cell wall, and chloroplasts.)

LEARN YOUR SHIT PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY YOU mercutio000000000000

BY THE WAY VEGETARIAN IS NOT SPELLED VEGITARIAN.
here is just ONE disgusting company that abuses animals... KFC!!!!
"Employees of Kentucky Fried Chicken, one of the biggest fast-food chains of poultry, were caught in July 2004, torturing their chickens for fun. Workers were videoed stomping on chickens, kicking them, and slamming them violently against floors and walls. Workers also ripped the animals' beaks, twisted their heads off, spray-painted their faces, and squeezed the chickens' bodies until they would die."

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vegetarian by greenandgreener April 21, 2010

Vegetarianian 

A person who eats only vegetarians.
Dude: Do you eat meat?
Other Dude: Yes, I'm a vegetarianian.
Dude: You mean vegetarian?
Other Dude: No, I eat vegetarians.
Vegetarianian by makemakemake December 22, 2008

vagetarian 

One who eats at least one form of meat: beef curtains!
vagetarian by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

vegetarian 

Originates from an Indian word meaning "Bad Hunter"
Indian: "I couldn't catch any game today"
Chief: "You fucking vegetarian"
vegetarian by Bob the Vegan September 3, 2007

vegetarian 

someone who doesn't eat anything with a face

also known as "veggie head"
dude- why rn't u gettin a burger?

vegetarian- cause i'm a veggie head

dude- so u don eat meat

vegetarian- nothing living

dude (who is smarter than 1 might think)- so u don eat plants

vegetarian- actually, my mistake, i don eat anything with a face
vegetarian by Lexy "Veggie Head" December 6, 2006