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John Fitch Vodka

The lowest quality vodka sold at Peerless Liquors in Fitchburg, MA for about $10 for a handle.

Drinking this liquor straight from the bottle, or a shot glass may cause vomiting, black outs, bad decisions, and in rare cases sex with well-endowed leprechauns looking for their lucky charms. So beware.
Person 1- "I totally drank like ten shots of John Fitch Vodka last night."

Person 2- "Yeah, you totally nailed that leprechaun, and he got his lucky charms back."
by NikkiDubz January 15, 2009
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Crown Russe Vodka

An extremely cheap and popular vodka. One handle goes for roughly $9-12 and tastes awful, but after a few shots, it doesn't matter. Good to mix in drinks and get drunk fast.

A choice among college students on a budget.
"Get me a handle of Crown Russe Vodka... I don't need to break the bank to get trashed tonight."
by kmeister December 13, 2008
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vodka induced cockgobbler

Someone who normally considers themselves heterosexual, yet when under the influence of distilled spirits (and sometimes boosted by cocaine) occasionally find themselves with a mouthful of cock.
"That Barney is always getting lucky with the ladies, but I heard that if you get him tatored enough, he turns into a vodka induced cockgobbler!"
by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008
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poland springs vodka

along the lines of rubinoff and dubra, this vodka will get you drunk for the amount of money you spend on a tin of dip.
by kevincough May 2, 2006
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red bull and vodka

the combination of 50% redbull 50% vodka.

garunteed to fuck you up.
by john December 25, 2004
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Liberty Blue Vodka

An exquisite vodka, drunk mostly by upper class America. Extremely prized and valued by many collectors.
Yo, Justin just bought a bottle of Liberty Blue Vodka, let's go over there and sip on that stuff!
by cbatzzz December 16, 2009
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Bannya, Vodka & Tractor

The Best medicine for CoVid in opinion of Old Plesh (Alexander Lukashenko) .

Bannya is a national bath-house, where people washing in high hot temperatures. Nowadays in Belarus, Russia and Slavs countries Bannya is commonly atribute of village people, because often is the one traditionay way to clean up.

The Lukashenko meant that village people dont get the CovId coz they have no time to think about it, and laughing saying add that "village people use their medicine...it's vodka,tractor and bannya".
such manner of saying tells his attitude to t he village people: who only rides on tractor (coz tractor is the property of state farm where village people works, but they have no in property the own car, or just have no time to ride their cars, coz all time they drink vodka and work), drink vodka much and wash only at bannya coz have no comfortables bath-room at home, coz their houses are old
Lukashenko: More often clean up the hands, have a meal in time. I'm not alcoholic, but joking latest time a little that by vodka not only clean the hands,but..drink also to poison the virus. But not at job! Chineese advice us that virus dies about +60 degrees centigrade...The pleasure is to watch TV:tractor people work, nobody know about viruses. Tractor heals everybody! Bannya, Vodka & Tractor!
by KlausBorski October 21, 2020
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