Like or possessing qualities of female genitalia and shouting it at the most inappropriate times usually with a follow up high five if truly deserving.
-How would you like your steak?
-Hot and pink on the inside
-You mean like a Vagina?
-Exactly
*high five*
A woman, who rather than getting a job producing money, produces children, locking her poor husband into unending debt and misery. Normally seen in the wild at shopping malls, starbucks, or driving in her oversized SUV guzzling gas and polluting the environment with more children and an ever expanding carbon footprint.
The ripping of your trousers to create a vagina like split. If it is on a women it reveals her actual vagina giving a point of easy entry for a man to perform a Dirty Dungeon Pirate.
Eve: Oh it appears I have a Trouser Vagina.
Pete: Yes looks like it's time for a Japanese Crab Stroker.