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Tyson ASMR

Tyson ASMR is a YouTuber known for his hit videos such as "ASMR kissing you all night- 8 hours male kissing and breathing with beard", and "ASMR examining your balls Doctor role-play male soft spoken". He is a calming, loving man with voluptuous lips. He also exudes gay energy but that's okay because he is actually gay and there is nothing wrong with that. You could also use TysonASMR as an adjective meaning "To have your testicles softly examined by a 'professional' doctor"
person one: dude are you okay? you seem tense.
person two: nah bruh I gotta get my Tyson ASMR
by kushmommy520 April 22, 2023
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Tyson

A guy that’s good at every sport. He will always have you back and will always care for you. He’s nice, funny, and outgoing. Always wanting to help others. He is usually tall and very athletic. He is one of those guy that can talk to his friend a lot but when he talks to the girl he likes it’s hard. He will probably try to impress you but get worried he did something wrong
Person: Hey who’s that guy that signed up for every sport?
Other person: That’s Tyson
by Somebody_not_important October 1, 2019
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Frank Tyson

Yeah, how am I just now hearing about this?
Hym "People getting killed by cops is super important.... But not EVERY time it happens. Frank Tyson died 1 month ago. I'm just now hearing about it. Died in the exact same way George Floyd died so... Where is the outrage!? Or was I right!? Sissy cry-babies not used to seeing people die but now that they seen it they are kind of desensitized to it and it just isn't that big of a deal now? No protests? Where are all the outraged liberal pundits? Majority Report should have had Half-Asian Francesca on to bloviate about how NOTHING HAS CHANGED... Since George Floyd. NOTHING has changed. They just kept doing it. They just kept kneeling on necks. That was ACTUALLY the thing that THEY CLAIMED GEORGE FLOYD WAS... No outrage this time. They are PRETENDING out here. It's pretend. Like 95% of all social interactions are just pretend. It's pretend-world. I said it earlier. I said it initially. Pretend-world. That's where we live."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2024
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tyson

tyson is the most sexiest man with the massivest weiner ever
sexy sexy man tyson is here
by Memerlol March 24, 2021
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Tyson

me
by htye May 10, 2022
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Tyson

A total sweetheart and a Swiftie. Not the Swifty that does sex like a swiftly. Great bootie, kind hearted and charming smile. Hilarious and knows how to COMMAND a crowd. Thanks, Tyson!
He’s like a total Tyson.
by kateice February 17, 2022
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Tyson

This n*gga got a fat dick and is so sexy and charming
Bro you see that guy over there? He's such a Tyson
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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