fit twit

When you are about to get in bed, but see on your Fitbit app that you are a mere 180 steps away from your 10,000 steps per day goal, so you pace around your room until your Fitbit vibrates, signaling success.

I know I am being a fit twit and should just hit the sack, but I have to keep pacing around until I hit my 10,000 steps per day goal!

by FitTwit October 3, 2018

twit

Short for ,
That's what I was/am Thinking
Usually uttered when you realize that you and the person/s you are talking/hanging out with have the exact same thought, at the same time.

T....I'm hungry...lets get some dinner
L.....Dude, thats what I was thinking
T & L Twit! thats what I was thinking

by teenyj July 7, 2008

Twit

A racial slur of someone who is a silly or foolish person.

Miro is a twit.

by MoverM September 14, 2020

Twit Whistle

Another way to call someone An idiot, A dumbass, Stupid, Dumb, An Asshole.

1. John you are a fucking Twit Whistle. Grow The Fuck up!
2. You guys are a bunch of Twit Whistles, Leave me alone!
3. My wife has been such a Twit Whistle Lately that I'm not giving her any sex!

by Idisownbikesnobs June 5, 2016

moose twit

When your deputy tells you to turn left, then turn right. But you drive through a wooden roller coaster with your squad car.

Nice job Junior you "Moose Twit!"

by Gangly Don September 23, 2023

Twit storm

Using Twitter to vent, rage, rant; throw a hissy fit, go on a shit storm.

You got to see the Twit storm this guy throwing here.

by romeck December 1, 2019

Twit

a cover u so you don't say twat in front of your Christian bartender.

Becky's such a tw... Twit

by your local Christian bartender November 2, 2019