twastessess

it basically allows you to misuse twas and still keep your intelligence and sense of pride.

"how are you?" "twastessess jolly."

by doduhdance December 6, 2009

Twammar

People who police other people's tweets for the sole purpose of making fun of typos and bad grammar.

I misspelled hypocrite on twitter and got a nasty message from some asshole twammar.

by fair_claire April 29, 2010

twasome

The meaning of being Awesome, and being on Twitter at the same time. You're sharing your awesomeness with the world of Twitter, thus making you Twasome. Just by updating, you are thus, twasome, if you're awesome, AND ONLY, if you're awesome.

"I just updated my status, it was totally twasome"

"being twasome"

by Reef Surfer (B.AM.Z.) July 21, 2009

Twasn't

Its an alternate form of saying the word "Taint."

She tickled the area near my undercarriage that twasnt my balls or ass.

by Steve December 13, 2003

Tasmanian sharpshooter

A pissed, nocturnal, gun-toting Tasmanian Bogan, who can hit a street sign at 50 metres while driving left handed.

Yep, I hit the sign that time, despite the fact it was moving. I am the greatest Tasmanian Sharpshooter. Where's the next sign?

by Richard Kopf July 29, 2012

twasian

Your Asian twin, as in "twasian girls", i.e. two girls that are Asian and hang around together all the time (implied that they do the same guy at the same time, like in a porno), which is probably because Anglos think all Asian girls look the same.

Guy 1: "You get lucky last night?"
Guy 2: "Aw, dude, I ended up with those twasian girls! It was wild!"

by Mr. Timm April 30, 2013

twasa

it was a

"hey how was that concert?" "twasa a blast!"

by leiuare July 17, 2018