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turban

the act of takeing an aricle of clothing, holding it in front of the anus while flagulating, then quickly wrapping the peice around ones face. Originates from buttercup
After having curry last nice, I just had to turban that old lady.
by Rondizzle Dog June 13, 2006
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Fur Turban

When a person inserts his or her head into an unshaven vagina and wears it like a hat. This then becomes a fur turban.
1. Edgar made Jane into a fur turban.
2. "Did you see that dude in that video with his head in her snatch? He was totally wearing a fur turban."
by Hoodo July 20, 2008
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Turban lover

Someone who likes Pakistani People Quite a lot
by fraser mcintyre January 7, 2009
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turban

a cheap towel that indians with disgusting hair wear.
It is usually thoroughly cleaned with grains of rice which absorbs their body odor which always smells.
The same rice is then eaten for dinner .
Thats disgusting eating rice that came from your smelly turban moneet
by Sharpie92 January 5, 2008
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turanos

Those military policemen who are now being found to infiltrate all Police Forces. They cause terror but they are their own heros, being given powers to kill; arress; harrass; and moreso the uniform is always there, as they asskiss for a dollar; betray the People, and feed thier ego on power without education. "Exempt from Drug Testing" "Immune from Criminal Prosecution," "Capable of Great Harm" "Basely Psychopatic."
I am going to dig some cosmopatic dirt on them and send it to simon so that these damned turanos can be managed.

Simon need help identifying all cities and town that suddenly use military uniforms and have civil police paydays.

If any turanos are in your locality please report it to central civilian intelligence. Civil Police Departments cannot legally give military power of the civil authority.
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Dirty Turban

When two people are in the same bed and one silently farts leaving the other person unsuspecting, and yells DIRTY TURBAN and throws the covers over the others face.
Last night I pulled the greatest dirty turban on Louise Coyle.
by kcote January 2, 2009
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Tullah

The best looking guy that you will ever meet.
Did you see how sexy that Tullah guy was.
by swannnnnnnnnnnnnnnny November 27, 2010
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