Turkey Titzlers

Slang.

Relating to the the dilapidated and over-processed appearance of a breasts that have been damaged by excessive over-tanning often with further application of fake tan to deepen the colour. A trademark of an ageing Tanorexic.

Sad as it was Jo had to admit her boobs were rather deflated and damaged by her sun-worshiping, looking at them she realised they looked like a couple of Turkey Titzlers

Jamie Oliver knows his stuff mate, you wouldn't want a 30 minute meal from Jo unless you like Turkey Titzlers, if you know what I'm saying...

by BlossomG April 4, 2013

turkey skin handbag

refers to a mans testicles :)

' terry, your turkey skin handbag is on show dear'

by poodgio January 13, 2014

turkey man

The silliest and biggest man of the turkeys

Oh look theres the turkey man

by LLegs October 8, 2018

Turkish Takeoff

A way to leave a party - pulling a fire alarm and leaving with a stranger. As popularized by the TV show Letterkenny.

Damn, how are we going to bail on this lame party? French exit? Nah, Turkish Takeoff!

by I.scream.for.indies November 27, 2018

turkey party

Apparently the proper way to celebrate a promotion after a much much lower level co-worker accidentally reveals it before your supervisor.

“Congratulations!” says Bob cleaning the urinal.

“For what?” says Steve, awkwardly trying to finish in the next urinal.

“Your promotion! You big time now! You can have a turkey party!” says Bob, trying to shake Steve’s occupies hand.

by Karpeh Diem January 22, 2020

Turkistry

The act of behaving like a turkey or incompetent novice.

It was pure turkistry when those incompetent plumbers flooded my basement.

by Coldstyle October 25, 2020

turkic pushback

something that ISP (ISometimesuPload) said and told people to not search on urban dictionary, but you did

ISP: Okay bois, the turkic pushback!
You (probably): ok

by hywaree August 10, 2023