Friar Tucked

Literally means 'fucked'.
Can be used to describe somebody that is ridiculously drunk, or something that is broken etc.

"hahaha look at him, he's friar tucked!"
"Oh bollocks, my car is friar tucked!"

by Lubo25 January 23, 2009

Friar Tuck

The coarse ring of hair around the anus resembling the ring hairline and bald center of Friar Tuck.

Rob was looking forward to a little analingus with his new girlfriend Carol. He was about to go down and savor some of her booty juice when he spotted her Friar Tuck and was completely turned off and told her she needed to wax.

by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2015

Posh tuck

To rearrange the male Gentiles to form a large vagina

I'm sure that person is doing a posh tuck, I think she also may be on drugs

by James2345 August 13, 2012

Preemptive tuck

d1. the act of strategically situating one's penis prior to an inevitable erection in order to avoid embarrassment

d2. tucking your flacid dick somewhere not noticeable when you know you're about to get a boner

She's really cute and I know she's a long hugger so I did a preemptive tuck into the waistband before we said goodbye.

by hewhocreatesall August 8, 2010

Tuck squad

Name of a twitch streamers fans referencing tucking his penis to make it bigger

You watch that fag? Didn’t know you were in the tuck squad!

by Lordflank May 8, 2020

Brazilian Tuck

A Brazilian Tuck is when a gentleman places his genitals behind his thighs and appears to have no genitalia.

Did you see Bobby last night? He got so black out drunk he was streaking and even performed a Brazilian Tuck in front of the whole party.

by TheRealestNiggaEvarrr September 18, 2020

Alt Tuck

fell off after Alt... some say he still cries about it today. slaves away in the ioN bunker under command of ioN Shawn. tuck is a cool guy though with lots of money

i’m a s*ck f**k, my name is Alt Tuck!

by ionized member April 15, 2019