crunching numbers

What people pretend to do all day at work whilst daydreaming about things that will never happen.

John pretended to be crunching numbers at work, but he was really daydreaming of having an orgy with Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, and Jessica Biel.

by Slim77 July 28, 2010

Trunking

When a man puts his foreskin on a woman’s nose and subsequently pulls his penis back, creating a vacuum. When the foreskin slides of the woman's nose, a popping sound is created. Based on Disney’s Dumbo, where the jailed mother elephant hugs Dumbo using her trunk.

Whereas my former gf enjoyed a cozy dickslap now and then, my new one is deeply into trunking.

Dude, that hipster chick you hooked me up with made me trunk her before she would go to sleep.

by RdBr December 5, 2011

touching tattoos

When a gay man is doing his partner from behind and his stomach tattoo hits his partners lower back tattoo.

Ryan's boyfriend has a "punk star" stomach tattoo and Ryan has a butterfly lower back tattoo. When Ryan and his boyfriend have anal sex they call it touching tattoos.

by Brock North May 9, 2008

Testi-Touching-Pimp

someone who loves to touch testis

Justn Ohren is a testi touching pimp.

by P.P (PlayaPimp) September 20, 2003

Touching Jesus

Getting high, usually by using marijuana. Commonly misunderstood for masturbating.

Yo man I'm touching Jesus right now!
Gross.

Nah, i mean spiritually!
Oh nice bro!

by Derethad June 24, 2010

prunching

hitting on homosexual member of the opposite sex

Kat prunching dean

by qwerty1234561234 June 10, 2011

trundling

when you walk like a gigachad (trundle) then you are trundling around

e.g. i was trundling to the supermarktet or i was trundling in the jungle (when playing league)

by G0ldenS1dney September 19, 2022