trumpet

The greatest instrument ever. The instrument that gets to play fanfares. The instrument that can produce many messed-up (in a good way) sounds. For example, blowing air across the valve end caps produces a low wind-whistle, and if you trill the valve, the wind-whistle also trills. You can shriek by blowing a sharp burst of air across the mouthpiece. You can sound like an elephant by lowering the valves halfway and blowing.

Also, the first five letters spell "trump"

--Whoa, what's that? It's friggin' huge!
--That's the trumpet ego.

by cardenio February 4, 2005

dirty trumpet

when a girl blows into a guys ass and jerks the guy off at the same time.

Cumqueesha performed the dirty trumpet in bed, the wind in my asshole felt exquisite as she jacked me off.

by Joey and Henry March 24, 2007

trumpet

The funkiest, most coolest, most jazziest, most mellowist, most brightest, most classicalist instrument ever made. Gods version of social darwinism is who he decides should play the trumpet

Person 1: You play the trumpet
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: You are my new God

by T Goyder September 16, 2005

reverse trumpet

While your girl is on all fours, inspect the rear by performing a reverse shocker with 2 in the stink and one in the pink. Blow on your thumb as you play your new instrument in trumpet-like fashion.

My girlfriend was a real whore so I gave her the reverse trumpet.

by Jay5 August 30, 2005

Trumper Tantrum

Early morning tweeting that is vengeful, mean, or defamatory-- ideally laced with falsehood and innuendo.

The celebrity threw another Trumper Tantrum filled with misogynistic fat shaming and slut shaming. #trumpertantrum
trumpertantrum

by Neologian-PJG October 2, 2016

butt trumpet

fart

here comes Bobby the butt trumpet

by Anonymous October 8, 2003

spunk trumpet

As in "How pet, do you like music? Fancy doing a Dizzy Gilespie on me spunk trumpet then?"

by Captain Zap September 29, 2003