the guy that does shit for women (holds bag, buys toys, all of the stuff you would normally do but just way to much)
the guy that wears seersucker shorts, a polo with a colar up and neon green wayfarers where ever they go
the guy that blows at sports but thinks hes good
the guy that wears seersucker shorts, a polo with a colar up and neon green wayfarers where ever they go
the guy that blows at sports but thinks hes good
by Andyslaybids March 21, 2010
Get the Toolmug. "Hey you know that dave guy?"
"yeah"
"he built a pocket amp from a radio"
"cool, and.?"
"it caught fire"
"what a tool"
"yeah"
"he built a pocket amp from a radio"
"cool, and.?"
"it caught fire"
"what a tool"
by StolenAdrenaline June 2, 2009
Get the Toolmug. One way to identify a tool is by their limited vocabulary. They often employ the same words to describe everything. Using these words heightens their belief that they are popular and "in" with whats hip. In fact, it just reflects their inability to be original. Some common words tools use are; cool, awesome, sweet, badass, playa, chill or chillen, great, a string of either cool, great or awesome in repetition or a mix of these together. A tool also over uses the word fuck. Finally, to know if one is a tool, they have not read Civilization and Its Discontents by Sigmund Freud, The Republic by Plato, Candide by Voltaire, the Dictionary, a Thesaurus, and other examples of intellictual works.
Tool: Oh, your major is aeronauitcal engineering, cool cool cool.
You: Yeah.
Tool: Yeah, the weather is just chillen outside right now. (because they have nothing else to offer)
You: Yeah
Tool: Man, awesome, that party was badass. How was it for you?
You: Good.
Tool: Cool cool, very cool. (As they see more people)Sup playas, you guys just chillen? Awesome, awesome, cool cool cool. Great, Great, cool.
You: Yeah.
Tool: Yeah, the weather is just chillen outside right now. (because they have nothing else to offer)
You: Yeah
Tool: Man, awesome, that party was badass. How was it for you?
You: Good.
Tool: Cool cool, very cool. (As they see more people)Sup playas, you guys just chillen? Awesome, awesome, cool cool cool. Great, Great, cool.
by Andrew Dickinson April 11, 2006
Get the Toolmug. by Cpt. Olimar February 2, 2008
Get the toolmug. someone who tries too hard. a poser. one of those chic's who holds the sign saying "Carson Daly is Hot." the asstard who goes to a rock show because they heard one of the songs on the radio or mtv. or someone who insists on wearing velour sweat suits. Avril Lavigne.
by Tool Detector May 15, 2011
Get the Toolmug. a tool consist of these basic and major materials: G Shock watch.jordans on when they prob dont even play basketball. some high socks... they prefer Nike socks. a snapback of a random team(prob cant name a player on the team). cross necklace or some type of neck jewelry. nice haircut (either a fade or a brooklyn ) with studs on each ear.streetbike.a t-shirt that says something retarded or basketball jersey.dont forget the tan. And the attitude of a douche bag........new jersey
tool 1-"what up brah.. did you go to that bangar last night"
tool2 -"brah so shes hot i wanna pork her with my pipe hellz yeahs"
tool2 -"brah so shes hot i wanna pork her with my pipe hellz yeahs"
by Kingkonga August 21, 2011
Get the Toolmug. 1) A person who is difficult to be around a "piece of work"
2) Someone who does stunts to get attention
3) A person who tries to hard to be cool; a poser
2) Someone who does stunts to get attention
3) A person who tries to hard to be cool; a poser
by Mary Margaret July 18, 2008
Get the toolmug.