Tool

A guy who buys tickets to concerts and takes girls to them

Guy: Yo girl wanna chill tonight?
Girl: No, this guy that i've never hung out wit got me tickets to the Jonas Brothers concert and then next weekend the Kanye West concert
Guy: Wow, sucka fucking TOOL
Girl: Yeah I know

by small neck gazeba April 27, 2009

Tool

Tool; some one who can fix things and make then 10x better or worse then before

"Hey you know that dave guy?"
"yeah"
"he built a pocket amp from a radio"
"cool, and.?"
"it caught fire"
"what a tool"

by StolenAdrenaline June 2, 2009

Tool

One way to identify a tool is by their limited vocabulary. They often employ the same words to describe everything. Using these words heightens their belief that they are popular and "in" with whats hip. In fact, it just reflects their inability to be original. Some common words tools use are; cool, awesome, sweet, badass, playa, chill or chillen, great, a string of either cool, great or awesome in repetition or a mix of these together. A tool also over uses the word fuck. Finally, to know if one is a tool, they have not read Civilization and Its Discontents by Sigmund Freud, The Republic by Plato, Candide by Voltaire, the Dictionary, a Thesaurus, and other examples of intellictual works.

Tool: Oh, your major is aeronauitcal engineering, cool cool cool.
You: Yeah.
Tool: Yeah, the weather is just chillen outside right now. (because they have nothing else to offer)
You: Yeah
Tool: Man, awesome, that party was badass. How was it for you?
You: Good.
Tool: Cool cool, very cool. (As they see more people)Sup playas, you guys just chillen? Awesome, awesome, cool cool cool. Great, Great, cool.

by Andrew Dickinson April 11, 2006

tool

People who think they are better than other people but really aren't.

Dude, B^3 are such tools.

by Cpt. Olimar February 2, 2008

Tool

someone who tries too hard. a poser. one of those chic's who holds the sign saying "Carson Daly is Hot." the asstard who goes to a rock show because they heard one of the songs on the radio or mtv. or someone who insists on wearing velour sweat suits. Avril Lavigne.

Tripp Moss is a fucking tool.

by Tool Detector May 15, 2011

tool

One lacking social awareness or ignoring their own mental capacity to realize when they're a pawn to unsustainable corporate interests. A slave and/or sell-out to the globalization of business power.

That tool doesn't even know he's toeing the line.

by gnuosphere October 14, 2011

tool

Typically a male who gels his hair every morning and makes sure everything he wears is designer brand and that people know it. All of his thoughts are centered around himself and he believes everyone else's should be too. He tries hard to be that cool, popular guy that loves, yet he is not. He thinks that if a girl doesnt go for him, it is only because she has a boyfriend but secretly wishes she could have him anyway.

Wheres Matt?
Hitting on that drunk girl over there
Oh man what a tool.

by khags November 30, 2009