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cum towel

a towel, cloth or other such material usually relegated to use primarily as a repeated method for a guy to ejaculate into, or to wipe up his spack after he has cummed. Usually becomes hardened and stiff in appearance.
Ahren's cum towel became hard and round as a baseball after the repeated loads he shot into it.

After jerking off Brian reached out for his trusty cum towel.
by marathon September 12, 2006
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town tug

When one finds themselves in a major CBD or town eg: Melborn and needing to relieve themselves of the everyday hustle and bustle of the big smoke, they have a town tug and drop a load.
Office worker 1: I have so much paper work right now!

Office worker 2: Just go for a quick town tug big fella
by -Sum balla March 9, 2014
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Groove Town

The place you go to when ever your body reacts to a groove.

When your body resonates with a groovy lick, riff or breakdown, you can't help but move with the groove.
Be it head banging, air guitar, air drums or just tapping out a rhythm. Most true metal lovers go to groove town without noticing it at first. The body just instinctively reacts.

You tend to pull faces when you go to groove town, like showing teeth as you nod/bang your head or sucking in air with your lips with an "oooo" shape.
"I had Animals as Leaders blaring so loud, the neighbours where definitely in fucking GROOVE TOWN!"

"Hold onto your sack, next stop Groove Town!"

"FUCKING GROOVE TOWN!

N - Hey Rob wait till you hear this part of the song!!
Rob - *Pulls face, starts headbanging* MAN!
N- I know, GROOVE TOWN! haha yes *Also head bangs*
by Butcher Blain June 13, 2011
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Beer Tower

Drinking game in which participants strive to build the tallest structure from beer cans or bottles. Stack it up with many a can or bottle..
Beer Tower is a contest to build the biggest skyscraper. 12-pack or 6-pack per story. Tallest building wins.
by yes juanito yes May 31, 2015
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Peters Township High School

A school in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania with only spoiled white rich kids who are all addicted to drugs and nicotine. The girls have daddy issues and the guys are all fuck boys.
Do you know anyone who goes to Peters Township High School?
by yummypie December 10, 2019
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K-Town Cradle

When you're banging a Koreatown tranny in the ass doggy style with her dick hanging down and both of your nut sacks are clapping together rhythmically like Newton's Cradle.
Scott heard a loud clapping sound coming from the top bunk of E40 so Jake turned the light on to see Trevor and Alexa doing the K-Town Cradle.
by TS Alexa January 27, 2021
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Hill Valley Clock Tower

During the act of "doggy style" you increase your thrust speed (to simulate getting up to 88 mph) and right before you climax you scream "1.21 Giggawatts" and promptly discharge a taser to your buttocks, thus transferring the electrical current to your partner, sending them back to the future.
"I gave her the Hill Valley Clock Tower, since then she can't think fourth dimensionally."
"Great Scott!"
"I know, this is heavy!"
by Riggs223 April 29, 2015
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