Russia Today

Propaganda outlet of the Russian government

I don't watch Russia Today, so I am ok.

by lololol lololol August 14, 2024

Yesterday Today

Used during that awkward timeframe where you've stayed awake past midnight, and thus the "today" in your head is technically yesterday

At 3am

Friend 1: Yesterday today was amazing

Friend 2: Please just say today, I know what you're talking about

by Stella_Star September 20, 2022

uncle jack hasn't come by today

This is when a guy/girl hasn't had the time to do his/her daily jack-off and is pent up and taking it out on others. If you are not a daily masturbater then this could also be used as "uncle jack hasn't come by this week/month"

"I'm sorry for being a jerk, uncle jack hasn't come by today and it has be all riled up"

by Wholeeyo October 08, 2021

Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today

28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!

Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today, now to put this definition on a coffee mug

by RK-800√BOT February 08, 2022

Today money

If you're on a contract for a day and get paid end of the day in CASH, its today money! not tomorrow money, or day after money or end of the week money...today money.

Hey dude, look, lets do this little job, its only going to take two hours. I'm talking today money here...

Look kid, If you want today money, cut my grass!

by udon'twannaknow February 03, 2011

The walls are white today

A sentence to say you feel anxious, you want to cry snd you want to leave

*people talking*

Someone : “the walls are white today…huh..”

Someone else : “oh…uh yeah they are!”

*leaving*

by Froggyislost January 18, 2022