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Pushed pork

Pulled pork after its been digested and excreted by the human body.
Hey Phil, how was that pulled pork sandwich you had for lunch yesterday?
"It was delicious, as a matter of fact I made pushed pork this morning, if you know what I mean."
by d3qu July 3, 2017
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Pork Dick

The somewhat deformed shape of the upper shaft and tip of penis (area around foreskin) after a long night of sexual labor via sexual intercourse or handwork.
"Ah man, my penis looks like it's been ran over and beaten to death..."

"Dude, you must have a serious case of pork dick."

"Truth."
by Dangle Berries August 28, 2009
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Pork Store

A location usually a bar where slampigs frequent.
Josh was in the mood for a slampig, so he decided to go down to the local Pork Store.
by john the john March 3, 2008
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Musky Pork

The post anal sex penis after rearranging the lower intestine of dirty, unprepared partner.
Man I absolutely railed Sheila’s ass last night but she left me with the musky pork.

I couldn’t explain my musky pork to my wife after I got home from a boys night out.

That prostitute left me with some musky pork but it was worth the $5.
by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020
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Pork Funnel

Holy shit Batman, did you see that pork funnel? Looks like a badly packed kebab with extra garlic sauce...
by BBErections June 17, 2019
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pulling the pork

Another term for masturbating.. Pulling the pork.
Hey what's that guy doing? Don't mind him he is just pulling the pork
by Jesus juice 420 January 20, 2017
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Pork Slider

Dude, you won’t believe it... I think I just saw Jimmy & Ralph pull a Pork Slider.
by Beezer M May 10, 2018
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