Honky Tonk Badonkadonk

Up in the sticks, it's uncommon for a white girl to have a round, nice ass. Normally the girls have either a fat ass, or a skinny one. Honky Tonk Badonkadonks can only be owned by white girls (Preferably country). The butt is commonly mistaken for big, but it's not. It's medium sized and firm, but extremely shapely with big hips. (No more than forty inches around- that's when the country boys consider it fat) Butts like these are a treat for country boys!

When she dances with rhythm, it makes all the boys "want to get up and sing along"!

Popularized by the song Honky Tonk Badonkadonk, from Trace Adkins.

"It's so hard not to stare
At that honky tonk, badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma!"

Bud: "Leeanne is so dayum' fine."
Austin: "I know riight? She's got a honky tonk badonkadonk. Whooo-ee!"

Bud: "I done spank them britches all night if I could."

by Scarlett0124 October 18, 2013

Honky Tonk Ba Donk-A-Donk

A big or large bottom of a woman not of African American heritage.

Blacks have Ba Donk-A-Donks and Whites have Honky Tonk Ba Donk-A-Donk.

by l_smith December 12, 2006

tonks

A person, normally a woman, with man-made hair color or colors, specifically pink or purple. Also can describe a person who changes his or her hair color regularly.
After Nymphadora Tonks from Harry Potter.

Nicole has become quite the tonks with those pink streaks in her hair.

by patricksalland January 25, 2008

tonkers

Tonkers is another term for a woman's breasts. It can be used in casual or formal jargin.

Yo, check out those tonkers!

by Olegna Piano May 28, 2008

Tonka Time

Refers to the saying "Dumps like a truck" in Thong Song by Sisqo. The time when you had held in your feces for a long time and it is finally time to release it.

P1. Man I've been holding it in all day, I need to get home.
P2. Sounds like Tonka Time.

by cappy8 January 2, 2008

twonk

Derogitary term from the 90s, a cross between ploker and twit.

Used on Red Dwarf regularly in between 'SMEG' and SMEGHEAD'

- Dan: I just ran over a nun, what should I do?

- Kev: Dan you are such a twonk

by jessica987 December 19, 2011

Twonk

A person that is such an idiot that he has to have his own special name.

That fucking moron killed me on Battlefield 3. He is an absolute twonk.

by BlownTyre August 12, 2013