by Jammer44 October 29, 2020

by G BARRS May 9, 2018

Swiping psychotically through Tinder after dinner each night of the holidays to kill time and ensure matches.
Alone in quarantine or bored stiff on their parents' couch, young singles everywhere swipe to the end of their daily allowance, reaping a heinous daily match with a past-prime hometown hottie, or the waiter from the cafe downstairs you've never seen with his mask off. Tinder Advent Calendar matches offer all the short-lived indulgence of the advent chocolates of childhood, but with the added risk of a dick pic.
Alone in quarantine or bored stiff on their parents' couch, young singles everywhere swipe to the end of their daily allowance, reaping a heinous daily match with a past-prime hometown hottie, or the waiter from the cafe downstairs you've never seen with his mask off. Tinder Advent Calendar matches offer all the short-lived indulgence of the advent chocolates of childhood, but with the added risk of a dick pic.
Harriet's Tinder Advent Calendar currently features Abs Joe from Chem, now a year-round receptionist, and Cute Window Guy who makes ugly infographics on his Instagram.
by daltonjfk December 17, 2020

(n.) a person with whom one has matched on Tinder, but lives so far away that one could never hope to physically meet him or her.
Jim: Damn, did I show you this Brenda chick I matched with on Tinder? Look at those bewbs.
Tim: Check the mileage, bro, she's from Kentucky, you live in LA.
Jim: Oh, well...*screenshot*...Tinder Trophy.
Tim: Check the mileage, bro, she's from Kentucky, you live in LA.
Jim: Oh, well...*screenshot*...Tinder Trophy.
by brodobagginz March 24, 2016

by Shitheadfour March 2, 2022

To constantly swipe right on every profile you see in hopes of getting a match to help ease your sad, pathetic, single life.
Guy#1: what the FUCK!
Guy#2: what's up man with him?
Guy#3: he swiped right so many times and can't get a single match.
Guy#2: sounds like he's on a tinder rage.
Guy#2: what's up man with him?
Guy#3: he swiped right so many times and can't get a single match.
Guy#2: sounds like he's on a tinder rage.
by JoJo Rabbit February 28, 2020

When you delete Tinder because you find someone you really like but it almost instantly falls through with that person and then you have to re-download the app...
by seattlesailorscout December 29, 2017
