Tijuana Rose

A rosebud with Tajín sprinkled on it.

A Tijuana rose tastes better than most of the food I’ve eaten.

by 2014_chiguy September 8, 2021

Tijuana Mudslide

a shart, esp. a badly timed one.

Got myself all cleaned up and ready to go back to the party, then I got hit with a Tijuana mudslide. Welp, I guess no blowjobs for me tonight!

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Damn, took me a long time to get my asshole clean again. Now to go back to the party and get Angelica to suck my dick!

*You sHit right back down come boy! I didn’t give you permission to leave.*

Bitch, I am done taking orders from a fucking taco. I don’t care how many Tijuana Mudslides you put down my pants. I’m getting my dick sucked. Fuck. You!

by thierrion July 21, 2022

Tijuana Curtain

A used female condom.

She left a Tijuana Curtain on the floor.

by blusmks August 2, 2011

Tijuana Tootsie Roll

The act of popping in a condom and freezing it. Once it’s good and frozen it’s deep fried, frozen again and inserted back into someone’s anus.

If you think an Alaskan Pipeline is cool, you should try a Tijuana Tootsie Roll. It’s like a twice baked potato for your butt.

by Captain SANDOS May 14, 2025

Tijuana cameraman

This is the doctor that sticks the camera up your butt for a colonoscopy.

Jeff, you don't look so good, man. What's the matter?

"I've got an appointment with the Tijuana cameraman tomorrow. He's gonna have a look inside my tunnel south of the border."

by shock6906 December 15, 2011

Tijuana douchebag

A bar shot. The douche "In" - one part silver tequila, splash of vinegar. The washed "Out" - pinch of salt (sweaty cooch), dash of Tobasco. All are mixed together as a shooter. For full visual affect shoot through the crotch of a pair of panties. Great as an icebreaker.

Ice breaker line - "Hey there, how about lending me your panties for a Tijuana douchebag?"

by Dark alley traveler March 31, 2010

Tijuana Titty Fuck

Tijuana Titty Fuck - due to the sleepy Mexican stereotype, this is when you titty fuck Simone while they are asleep or in a sub-conscious state.

Matt didn’t want to wake his wife so he gave her the ol Tijuana Titty Fuck.

by Fredsauce February 26, 2025