Ten Ticket Thrill

A badass band. Hot men play guitar, bass, and drums. They can sing their ass' off, oh, and their girlfriends are hot as well! Influenced by Rancid, Lars and the Bastards, Bouncing souls, Roger Miret and The Disasters, The Ramones, The Dropkick Murpheys, Misfits, etc. Listen or die, bitch.

That Ten Ticket Thrill is fuckin amazing. They're legit. So fuck off.

by Kendallijahkah March 6, 2010

My Ticket Home

A six-member gay-rights movement from Columbus, Ohio formed in late 2008. They openly state their beliefs on the joy of sodomy in front of large crowds.

"Hey, Tim, let's go see My Ticket Home, and then have anal sex"
"Ok, Bob"

by andrewwhiting June 25, 2009

Boilers Ticket

To have sex with a women twice your age plus one year.

Hey mate, I got my Boilers Ticket last night, I had sex with your mum.

by Jymesh May 30, 2006

Season Ticket Holder

Generally considered to be the male in a friends with benefits or fuck buddy relationship. A season ticket holder has a year round, infinite supply of season tickets and a complete sexual grip both mentally and physically around his female counterpart.

Rupert: "So you can really fuck her whenever you want? She's so hot."

Carlos: "Haha you have no idea. I'm a Season Ticket Holder bro, this chick loves me".

Rupert: "I wish I had season tickets with Christina..."

by Cristobal Marmol August 16, 2010

plane ticket girl

A women, usually from a poor family or a developing country, who wants to get married with a foreign man to leave the country and have a better life.

I'd stay away from her. She is just a 'plane ticket girl.'

by the cows said moo September 18, 2017

Cajun Bus Ticket

Picking up a cheep hooker and driving her down the street. Whilst arriving several blocks later, you take a bill from your pocket, wipe your ass with it, stick it to her forehead, then drive off.

I picked this hooker that I thought looked good from behind, but low and behold I gave her the Cajun Bus Ticket.

"What is that?" My friend asked!

I replied: "Well! I picked her up, drove a few blocks, got a $5 out of my pocket, wiped my ass with it, stuck it to her forehead, kicked her out of the car, and then drove off."

by ain'tBetterThanAHighLife! April 3, 2009

One way ticket to Burlington

Something a person does or says which definitively proves that one is homosexual (gay marriage being legal in Vermont).

I wasn't certain, but that shirt just brought Greg a one way ticket to Burlington.

by Icepick Trotsky June 20, 2011