web puppy

A "Web Puppy" is the term for a pet spider.

:Look at all my little web puppy's in their cage!"

"Aww, you have some cute web puppys."

by Spider master January 07, 2023

web stapler

While two girls are Tribbing against each other, one of them squirts inside her partner. But during the process, finds out she has spider powers, so her squirt was essentially a bunch of impact webs, sticking each other together; web stapler

person 1: i think im going to...
person 2: oh yeah
pesron 1: *shhhhhhhhhhhh
person 2: ummm
person 1: that was fun
(both of them attempt to leave)
person 1: why can't i move
person 2: i believe we're in what's called a web stapler
both: *laughs

by Zimbaycoleo December 08, 2020

pimp the web

making money online, being your own boss by legally making cash online

i learned how to make money on amazon from pimptheweb.com now i totally pimp the web, i'm self employed

by 1800loco November 24, 2017

web authoring

Getting the entire internet and shoving it up your arse

I was gonna go out with her more but it turns out she was into web authoring.

by Pawahits June 21, 2017

Doing a Web

Talking the talk but now walking the walk

Webster2001: Im the biggest baddest motherfucker in all of TORN
Literally anyone: You doing elim?
Webster2001: Ooh no, focusing on my stats
*Doing a Web*

by Sinspawn70 September 05, 2020

web challenged

The term is meant for individuals who are less than knowledgeable and less than savvy in regard to all things surrounding the internet world.

This would include (but not limited to) navigating the World Wide Web, social media, using email, logging into accounts, how blogs work, or anything associated with web sites/pages.

The challenge occurs when one is trying to manage these various platforms without success due to the learning curve involved.

Not fully understanding how the web works may be due to lack of desire, time spent learning or interest in general.

I must be web challenged this is the fifth time I've tried to update my site.

by AllBiz June 13, 2014

Web Jocky

A person who entertains others with their web searching skills.

Every time I am over Tim's place he shows people the funniest videos on YouTube, he is such a Web Jocky!

by D-Link July 14, 2009