Flappy web

An old woman's vagina
Elderly pussy
Ex. Damn I pounded a flappy web yesterday.
Ex 2. Bro did you see the party yesterday? There was so many flapy webs.
by Enlightened_Frog420 December 16, 2019
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web stapler

While two girls are Tribbing against each other, one of them squirts inside her partner. But during the process, finds out she has spider powers, so her squirt was essentially a bunch of impact webs, sticking each other together; web stapler
person 1: i think im going to...
person 2: oh yeah
pesron 1: *shhhhhhhhhhhh
person 2: ummm
person 1: that was fun
(both of them attempt to leave)
person 1: why can't i move
person 2: i believe we're in what's called a web stapler
both: *laughs
by Zimbaycoleo December 08, 2020
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Web Jocky

A person who entertains others with their web searching skills.
Every time I am over Tim's place he shows people the funniest videos on YouTube, he is such a Web Jocky!
by D-Link July 14, 2009
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Web Schizo

Web Schizo refers to a condition where a person becomes mentally disoriented or overwhelmed due to excessive exposure to the vast and chaotic information on the internet. It symbolizes the struggle of individuals trying to navigate the ever-expanding virtual world, resulting in a sense of confusion and fragmentation. People calling themselves "Web Schizos" are often diagnosed with some type of schizophrenia, however, the term "Web Schizo" is not based on any medical diagnosis and is primarily used in casual conversations to describe behavior related to excessive internet usage.
"Hey dude, i checked out your Twitter account last night, you are a total Web Schizo lol.
by P0lybius July 30, 2023
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Web Spider

Some one who spends to much time on the internet
"ugh.. Johny is such a web spider he is alwas on the internet, wont he come outside?..."
by Dietel Halls September 28, 2009
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Dog web

A dog web is a clump of fur that has built up on the floor or surfaces, like cobwebs but made of dog hair.
There are a lot of dog webs in that corner, someone should really hoover them.
by Neliverrrr August 12, 2023
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Web Gremlin

A type of person usually in their early teens that spend unusual amounts of unsupervised time on the internet, often being annoying or stupid in places like discord servers, reddit threads, or twitter replies.
guy 1: you seen what that Vuz guy’s been saying in the server?

guy 2: yeah, he’s a real web gremlin
by WUDICTIONARY July 30, 2021
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