Russian stress

Frustration that feel Russian guys when they come back to Russia after their tour via foreign countries.

- Oh, dude!! I feel Russian stress after my Eurotrip.
- Just wait for a week..You'll get used to!

by Antijogger October 27, 2011

Russian Army

An “army filled with corruption, lack of training, no will to fight, equipment older than your grandpa, and so incompetent that it will made zhukov throw a temper tantrums.

Dimitri: Dude ivan said he found a washing machine in Ukraine

Boris: nah he’s in the Russian Army you? He probably stole it from someones home

by Russian warship go fuck urself January 18, 2023

Russian Winter

A term used by Armchair Historians, typically seen on Reddit or in uncivil Youtube Comment Sections.

Person 1: WW2...what can I say except I know everything about it from Oversimplified...
Person 2: What did you learn?
Person 1: Russian Winter lol

by Laurie Cathal November 20, 2020

Red Russian

a mix of vodka and redbull

Bro 1: "Man you were a straight commie last night"
Bro 2: "What?"
Bro 2: "Going crazy of those Red Russians"

by steezyfool November 20, 2010

russian choker

When you cum down yo girl's throat then wrap your penis around her neck

Bro I couldn't think of any other way to get out of sex I had to use a Russian choker

by Friiedpickle78 November 5, 2021

Russian Feint

Any attack or other operation by the Russian military that fails, regardless of scale or losses.

Person 1:"Man, the Russians got their asses kicked last week
Person 2:"Don't you see you ignorant westoid, it was a brilliant Russian Feint, the invasion is preceding exactly as planned!"
Person 1:"They committed twenty divisions and half the VDV to it, and lost most of them."
Person 2:"Your point?"

by paul6334 September 6, 2022

Russian Towelette

When you go to take a shower and forget to grab a towel and have to use the hand towel to risk being seen naked.

Husband: Son be careful im playing Russian Towelette.
Son: Ewww Dad. Dont forget a towel next time.

by C/Cpt. MSG! March 16, 2011