fart before the poop

A harbinger of worse things to come.

"I think Hurricane Ike was just the fart before the poop"

by Threevolve October 31, 2008

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)

A poopie that comes out so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

Ahh man! I took a shit and "power dumped!"

by john March 4, 2004

The Poznan

A celebration by Manchester City Football Club, usually performed after a goal has been scored. This celebration was passed down by Lech Poznan FC - a Polish football club. It involves the participating crowd to jump up and down facing the stands with there backs to the pitch.

Bob: "Lets all do the poznan!!"

by MANCITYMILLS May 22, 2011

the postal service

V. to rock my world

While listening to the postal service last night, I was postal serviced.

by Check Yes March 7, 2004

Shaking hands with the Pope.

It means rubbing one out. Jerking the yoke. The two fist shuffle. Dating Ms. Michigan. Ya know, Masterbaiting.

Everyone Loves to shake hands with the pope.

by Griz April 18, 2004

park the porpoise

The verb fora a man to engage in heterosexual sexual intercourse. Used due to the (vague) resemblance of a porpoise to a man's penis. Made famous by Kal Penn playing the role of Taj Mahal Badalandabad in Van Wilder.

Taj: I came here to this country to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder.

by Manish May 14, 2006

poundin the poon

1. the act of sex/ sexual intercourse

2. an act which is best prformed in the beed room

tom: hey mike you want to chill later

mike: i would man but tina's commin over

tom: o ya you gonna be poundin the poon?

"frank can never do anything any more cuz hes always bussy pounding the poon"

"last night i was over sarah's and i totaly pounded the poon!"

by Derrick D March 23, 2006