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onion mechanic

A suburban thug with an uptight name like Camden or Vaughn who still lives this his or her parents despite having graduated high school years ago.
Is he STILL going to high school parties? What an onion mechanic.
by mechanic police October 10, 2008
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bush mechanic

A guy who knows how to handle vagina with skill.
Hey baby, I'm your bush mechanic. Let me fix you up!
by Breezy Briel October 23, 2017
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Field Mechanic

A person who drives a toolbox truck (service truck) and provides expedite repairs on heavy equipment which is unreasonable or impossible to deliver to a repair facility. Field mechanics are notorious for working long hours in harsh enviroments
The oil rig broke down? Damn it! Call the Field Mechanic, tell him its an emergency!
by Tjcbiker October 18, 2022
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mechanical welfare

Crypto currency electricity profit and the care of equipment . Please note the moral purchase of the product must have some bearing on the use of it despite purchase else money's worthless.
I must get to work or home to my rig the mechanical welfare sits rotting like stig
by Smarrf March 14, 2018
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Skilled Mechanic

A female who has graduated with honours after serving a sex academy apprenticeship. She has proven ability to give rousing, memorable and meaningful blowjobs. It applies to any woman whose oral cavity is in coordination with her respiratory technique, tongue and teeth movements such that the testicles and shaft can both be pleasured at the same time without her having to repeatedly extract one's tackle from her mouth in order to breath! Her mouth is generously ample without being cavernous. The true skilled mechanic will be able to demonstrate ball and shaft swallowing at the same time thus living up to her deserved and well earned academic title! Spitting or swallowing is optional depending on how well the connection works out between you!
John - "Eric, check out the milf at the table opposite. Just look at how she is demolishing that lobster without spilling a drop. She truly is a skilled mechanic".
by anton at blue velvet May 13, 2014
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Mechanically Sober

intoxicated to the level where you cannot function in a normal situation other than operating heavy machinery (IE: driving a motor vehicle or operating a forklift)
My mind was mechanically sober enough to let me drive the car home safely, but not talk without slurring words.
by colonrae May 28, 2015
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