Tapping the keg

Going first in a gangbang, akin to the initial opening of a beer keg.

"What's so funny?" "It's a picture of Kermit tapping the keg on Taylor Swift!"

by KhuntKhrusher January 30, 2024

keg of bros

A term referring to a group of men that identify/would be identified as bros. This is best used for groups of young men who appear as stereotypical bros. (For example: wearing baseball caps and sleeveless sports tees. Often refer to each other as bro or dude.)

As "herd" or "pack" are used in wildlife documentaries.

Ex: Look over there! It's a keg of bros headed to the football game!

by Caged Birdy November 17, 2015

keg standary

The standards of holding a person above a keg for a proper keg stand.

1. Person should be upright face down with support from front and back of their body.

"That guy fell over because there was no keg standary to support him."

by Endestria October 16, 2013

Kegging

It's when you have anal sex then ejaculate then quickly pull out and put your thumb in as a cork.

"Omg guess who walked in on us kegging last night?"

by ajsl19oiuwer April 28, 2021

Kegs

A variation of kankles (Calves that become feet without taking an ankle break.) only Kegs are void of ankles or calves, they are simply BIG OL' LEGS attached to the feet.

DAMN............ Dem aint Kankles, Dems KEGS!

by stingraytat2 November 30, 2009

Kegs

Word used by 'commoners' to describe pants/trousers

'Alan what you making all racket for?'
'I'm trying to find some kegs to wear'

by TheDcommander September 15, 2015

On a powder keg

Oblivious to upcoming disaster. Waiting around seemingly unaware that nothing can go right where you are now.

“You may not think it at the time, but you’d be sitting on a powder keg if you drove home any way but sober.”

by rabiescat November 25, 2023