Grandpa staticballs

A superhero like no other. Because of his age his testicles droop to his ankles so he generates static electricity,and a lot of it, by simply walking due to his fuzzy yamsack. Or scuffing his feet in his wheel chair(he has a wheel chair because reasons). Senile grandpa by day and static slinging superhero by day. Note it's also quite creepy to be touched by this grandpa. Even more so than a normal grandpa

"Who's your favorite superhero?"
"Grandpa staticballs"
"Who?"

by The viking May 26, 2014

weather grandpa

(weather grandma for a woman): an offensive term for a person who is always quetching about, as the name suggests, the weather.

I decided to coin the term weather grandpa based on my personal observation that it's mostly old grumpy grandmas and grandpas that quetch about the weather. Not only that,but everybody hates a weather grandpa especially when the person doing the complaining doesn't understand that they can't do a rat's ass about the weather.

by Sexydimma July 19, 2014

grandpas old cough medicine

Booze in general. Usually in something non alcoholic like hot chocolate that he gave to your dad to make him shut up

"Honey, Jimmy is crying again"
"I'll give him some cough medicine"
-grandpas old cough medicine

by Psychedelic shrooms July 24, 2015

Grandpa Shucking

The act of gambling for the right of ownership of old people, mainly men.

"Why do you always have so much food?" "Grandpa Shucking, man. I got loads of old people."

by #apples November 23, 2016

grandpa grabber

A sugar daddy's bitch

"You hear that bitch fucks that old guy for money, what a grandpa grabber

by SkettleSmert March 20, 2016

Your grandpa queer

This insult is so bad in most countries it is illegal it will make your opponent die ,come back alive,and kill thereself

Jimmy: ur mom gay lol
Devin: yo dad lesbian lmao
Jimmy: you’re granny tranny

Devin: yo fam you uncle bisexual

Jimmy: yo aunt pansexual
Devin: your grandpa queer YEET

Jimmy: turns into a neutron star L

by Lil fam November 20, 2018

grandpa's toolbox

A cunning yet somewhat skill procedure that involves a lady (i.e. a dirty whore ) to gently stick her finger up an older mans ass, whilst performing fellatio.

" i picked up this young chic at the bar last night" and? " She gave me a blowjob and topped that off with a grandpa's toolbox

by 427big cat November 9, 2018