Colombian cocktail

Is where you proceed to shit , piss, and cum in the same orifice or hole.

Today i made a Colombian cocktail in the toilet at work.

by Spicycumcurry October 25, 2019

rochdale cocktail

A cocktail created mid session, contains 1 part sprite/lemonade 1 part orange juice, the rest full proof vodka. Served up in a pint glass, garnished with a cocktail umberella and an E.

Girly I'm absolutley smoked. Knock us up a Rochdale cocktail.

by Smokeypredator March 18, 2017

Council Cocktail

British English: Tap water, especially that of an extremely low quality

A - “Do you fancy some water?”
B - “Sure, as long as it’s bottled. I can’t be doing with any of that council cocktail.”

by Axeyblahblah July 7, 2021

Banana Cocktail

Sex Act for females: heat up a banana. cut the tip off. masturbate with it. And when you cum, you squeeze the banana while it’s inside you to simulate getting simultaneous orgasms.

I had a banana cocktail last night. It was amazing.

by Steven Franks May 7, 2020

cocktail blank

The expression on your face as you pretend to be engaged with someone but in fact are listening to a more important conversation.

I was trying to tell her some important stuff but Becky was just cocktail blanking me !

by Vatu November 28, 2018

Naperville cocktail

Xanax and wine, the most common combination used by the moms of Naperville, to get fucked up.

Karen got zooty off those Naperville Cocktails, haha. She could barely speak!

by chicagohotness September 26, 2020

Rogue Cocktail

A drink (usually large, with the intention of getting a premature buzz) specially made to consume before arriving at the first destination of the evening; which somehow spills in your vehicle before imbibing any of it.

My friends Nat and Janet were on their way out for the evening when Nat's Rogue Cocktail spilled. What a mess !!!

by Edge Gomez January 1, 2012