Backpacker

A security guard/officer characterized by an excessive accumulation of equipment and gear affixed to their vest or person, often surpassing practical or necessary requirements.

The security guard, armed to the teeth with gear, looked more prepared for doomsday than a shift at the mall—a real security "backpacker."

by TheRealJackMFPanther January 25, 2024

psycho-backpack

An obsessed girlfriend, that refuses to leave a guy alone, even for a second. Each and every time the guy looks over his shoulder, there she is...... just like he's wearing a backpack.

"god damn, Tommy.... your girlfriend, Hope.... is a total psycho-backpack."

by nathan huston 2020 November 15, 2020

backpacking

when a short man big spoons a tall woman

dude he was totally backpacking me last night, it was so weird

by samanthathemannequin September 16, 2021

Backpack Wobble

That little dance move you do when you're trying to take your backpack off your back

I walked in to class late, so I had to quietly do the Backpack Wobble without looking ridiculous.

by bootymix96 March 19, 2016

Backpack

The shorter person being big spoon

Uncle : auntie give me a backpack

by Pazza666 November 18, 2023

Furry backpack

An unkempt female arsehole

It was her time of the month so I stuffed it in her furry backpack instead.

by Tomron Coolman September 18, 2018

Musty Backpack

A copious vagina which is moist and musty from a hard day pounding the streets.

Awh that lass from the pub had a right musty backpack!

by Krinthor April 12, 2019