wookie ass

An ass so hairy, dark, and smelly that it frightens children, women, and pretty much anyone who looks at it. Sometimes referred to as the "Forest Moon of Endor" the ass has been known to be used as a photo bomb in friends text messages, PM's, and IM's. The only way to clean this ass, and get it to something resembling a normal human's, is to have it perch upon "Leigh's Toilet Bidet" and spray for approximately 8-12 hours.

Happy: OMG Kelly why did you just bomb me with wookie ass while I'm eating lunch with my parents?

Kelly: Legit LOL happy you didn't tell me you were eating lunch with your parents. Wookie ass just sent me a picture doing the Shawn Michael's pose with a broom here it comes!

by N Barber September 18, 2014

stuttering wookie

noun To place the end of a didgeridoo between a woman's legs on her vagina and blow really hard.

April forgot her name when her boyfriend gave her a stuttering wookie

by sephcathcass January 6, 2010

Wookie Juice

The blood left on the knife after stabbing a bush wookie.

"Woo, that one will leave some wookie juice."

by Twistedjack May 5, 2010

wookie buttplug

when you shove hair in someones asshole

lets give her a wookie buttplug

by wookie boi January 11, 2017

Tree Wookie

a person who would wookie in the trees during the Vietnam war

I hate tree wookie

by Wooker April 21, 2021

Slumber Wookie

When you shave your pubes and assault a sleeping person by placing them all over said persons face.

Dave got totally slumber wookied lastnight.

by Pannus E Rectus October 16, 2010

pussy wookie

An oversized and misshapen clitoris or labia that most likely resulted from an unfortunate vibrator accident or an unsuccessful inbreeding with a moose. Mostly found on hairy beasts.

My trailer park is filled with pussy wookies. Chewbacca's natural enemy is the pussy wookie.

by Animal frogged December 2, 2014