by Entitled_goose May 4, 2021
Get the Wagmug. by Jaxandbrit February 14, 2012
Get the Wag Jagmug. Cock Wagging (noun):
An ancient and totally unnecessary ritual where Homo Arroganticus feels compelled to flaunt their perceived superiority, achievements, or Instagram followers. Practiced by both men and women alike, it usually involves subtle tactics like flexing in a reflective surface, name-dropping, or loudly explaining Bitcoin to people who didn’t ask.
Side effects may include:
Eye rolling in nearby humans
Spontaneous allergic reactions to humility
And the mysterious vanishing of friends mid-conversation
An ancient and totally unnecessary ritual where Homo Arroganticus feels compelled to flaunt their perceived superiority, achievements, or Instagram followers. Practiced by both men and women alike, it usually involves subtle tactics like flexing in a reflective surface, name-dropping, or loudly explaining Bitcoin to people who didn’t ask.
Side effects may include:
Eye rolling in nearby humans
Spontaneous allergic reactions to humility
And the mysterious vanishing of friends mid-conversation
Alex: “So I told Elon I’d only invest if I got equity and a Tesla Plaid…”
Jamie: “Dude. Stop cock wagging. We’re at a baby shower.”
Jamie: “Dude. Stop cock wagging. We’re at a baby shower.”
by Mechmonkey64bit May 2, 2025
Get the Cock Waggingmug. Wagative is more than a word it is a feeling.
It is also a movement called wagativity.
Are you wagative?
It is also a movement called wagativity.
Are you wagative?
by wagawins October 8, 2020
Get the Wagativemug. by hehewags March 2, 2019
Get the wagsmug. Often used to explain a situation where a naive or ignorant person made decisions that caused them personal greif or suffering, where a competent person would consider common knowledge.
U$er: I can't print from my computer to my printer!
Bill: You can't print from your computer? Let's clear your browser's cookies and cache, restart 4 times and we should probably reformat the computer too.
...3 hours later...
WAG - spent 180 minutes fixing a paper jam
U$er: I can't print from my computer to my printer!
Bill: You can't print from your computer? Let's clear your browser's cookies and cache, restart 4 times and we should probably reformat the computer too.
...3 hours later...
WAG - spent 180 minutes fixing a paper jam
by Steeeef January 29, 2019
Get the WAGmug. by Elliotfriesen March 14, 2018
Get the WAGmug.