Russian stress

Frustration that feel Russian guys when they come back to Russia after their tour via foreign countries.

- Oh, dude!! I feel Russian stress after my Eurotrip.
- Just wait for a week..You'll get used to!

by Antijogger October 27, 2011

Russian Ship

Russian ship, go fuck yourself
#freeUkraine

Snake Island - I'm a Russian warship
...
Chadkrainians: Russian Ship, go fuck yourself

by bigboipete February 28, 2022

Russian Winter

A term used by Armchair Historians, typically seen on Reddit or in uncivil Youtube Comment Sections.

Person 1: WW2...what can I say except I know everything about it from Oversimplified...
Person 2: What did you learn?
Person 1: Russian Winter lol

by Laurie Cathal November 20, 2020

Russian Feint

Any attack or other operation by the Russian military that fails, regardless of scale or losses.

Person 1:"Man, the Russians got their asses kicked last week
Person 2:"Don't you see you ignorant westoid, it was a brilliant Russian Feint, the invasion is preceding exactly as planned!"
Person 1:"They committed twenty divisions and half the VDV to it, and lost most of them."
Person 2:"Your point?"

by paul6334 September 6, 2022

russian choker

When you cum down yo girl's throat then wrap your penis around her neck

Bro I couldn't think of any other way to get out of sex I had to use a Russian choker

by Friiedpickle78 November 5, 2021

Red Russian

a mix of vodka and redbull

Bro 1: "Man you were a straight commie last night"
Bro 2: "What?"
Bro 2: "Going crazy of those Red Russians"

by steezyfool November 20, 2010

Russian Towelette

When you go to take a shower and forget to grab a towel and have to use the hand towel to risk being seen naked.

Husband: Son be careful im playing Russian Towelette.
Son: Ewww Dad. Dont forget a towel next time.

by C/Cpt. MSG! March 16, 2011