Land blasted

To get smashed in the ass

Hey Dustin did you hear. Trista got land blasted by Pete last night

by Hahhsuen January 19, 2018

Flag

Get the Land blasted mug.

land anchor

A seatbelt that's been left outside a car when the driver closed the door. The metal end flaps and clunks against the side of the car. If enough belt is outside the door, the metal buckle drags along the road throwing up an occasional spark. More common occurrence in older land yachts with old school style seatbelts. Driver is typically clueless and doesn't hear it or doesn't figure out what that clunking noise was until he's parked and opens his door.

Dude! Check Grampa in theland yacht up there. His land anchor's been deployed and it's sparking like crazy.

by DangerPoodle April 25, 2008

Flag

Get the land anchor mug.

Stoney Land

"Perpetual state of being stoned" as defined by Doobie

"Robert didn't know he was late for work, because he was in Stoney Land!!!"

by Doobie-Doo September 15, 2011

Flag

Get the Stoney Land mug.

Linga-Land

'England' but for the Memers of only the highest regard.

"Where are you from good Sir?"
"Linga-land old sport" .

" Oh, my apologies for disturbing your graceful presence".
"Not need".

" very well".
"good day Lord Memeington"

" Good day pesant".

by LordMemington April 26, 2019

Flag

Get the Linga-Land mug.

Lands Day

An anual public holiday celebrated on October 7th. Invented in 2004 to celebrate the laziness of the iGeneration, Lands Day calls for those of the current generation to rejoice in what they do best: laze; loiter; & procrastinate.
Often shortened to LandsDay.
First concieved in Adelaide, Australia

1) What day is it? Wednesday?
2) -Outraged- WHAT! Lands Day! That's not a day! Your insane! What is this crazy Lands Day you speak of... -and so on-
1) I didn't say Lands Day, I said...hmmmm. Then again...

by ankle April 20, 2006

Flag