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holiday weight

the weight you gain when you burge during the holidays.
I lost all my holiday weight by spending ten hours in the gym.
by Vanity_$ December 30, 2008
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Holiday Pie

A heavily planned sex act between a man and a menstruating woman. The day before, the man eats only leafy green vegetables, and takes a massive green shit on a plate. Then, the woman crouches over the plate, allowing her period blood to drizzle on top, thus making a festive red and green Holiday Pie. Serves 2.
"Wow Johnny, this Holiday Pie you made is amazing!"

"Thanks mom, Linda and I made it together."
by TrakPak December 4, 2018
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holiday juice

vodka that is drunk by olga and aryssa during the holiday season. caution: you may be urged to think you are harry pothead or a naked pirate
while instructed to do a project, olga and aryssa sit around drinking holiday juice and dance to "explosion" by kalwi and remi
by arolga January 13, 2008
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holiday postal

When going postal can't describe the amount of psychotic behavior that will be exhibited. Phrase is related to the amount of postal traffic during the holidays and how postal employees are under even more stress during those periods.
If you don't give me my McNuggets I'm going to go holiday postal on your ass!
by TyAdalyn September 25, 2010
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Holiday Steamroller

The action of which intails shitting one ones chest during/after sexual intercorse. Most find this practice crued and unruley. However, paired with a "Dutch oven" it can make for one shitty experience.
"Hey baby, what are your thoughts on a holiday steamroller?"
by Superdave🍺 December 16, 2013
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holiday screw

When a couple dress up as Mr and Mrs Claus and fuck with Christmas music playing.

Also an original alcoholic drink made by Emma Cline Phillips.
Yo, last Kwanza by girlfriend and I Holiday Screwed to Frank Sinatra.
by Silverfox95 December 11, 2017
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Holiday Homeworks

Holiday Homeworks
English substantive
This name was chosen because "Medieval Instruments Of Torture" was too long.
After another fucking year of torture, stress, worries and teachers who alert students to tests only the day before and then complain about grades (more commonly called school) you can't wait to get away from that mass of troubles you've been forced to spend your days with. You already think about the sea, the beach, friends, those fucking hot guys with costumes from which you can see their dick and abs more perfect than Lady Gaga, but then THEY come into play.

Teachers think it's a simple way to keep fit and help us not forget our fucking home address, but that shit will only help us think about other possible methods of committing suicide.
X: Hey dude what are u doing with that knife?
Y: Oh, itz true, your teacher hasn't told you about them yet
X: W-w-wait.... Are u talking about.... THEM?
Y: Yes dude... The H-Holiday Homeworks...

X: Do you mind if I borrow the knife when you're done?
by nickiminajisthequeenofrap12343 September 9, 2021
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