Earl

A gay retard that will steal your ham sandwich

God damnit Earl! You stole my sandwich, retard!!

by Hgfffffffffff February 8, 2020

Earl Grey

If someone calls you "Earl Grey" as a nickname, they are calling you a hot tea (hottie). Derived from the pick up line, "Your name must be Earl Grey, because you are a hot tea (hottie)!".

"Hey, Earl Grey, can u hand me that pen?"

by Hazel Venom June 15, 2022

Mitchell Earl

Mitchell Earl is an overdose of charm, wit, and fun. Even the greatest of extroverts become introverts around a Mitchell Earl. He will buy gifts of flowers and food, always with smile, and sometimes from Trader Joe's. Be careful not to end up on the wrong side of a joke though, it'll quickly turn into a roast! When he's not the obvious magnet of attention in a room, he peacefully relaxes to watching movies, tv shows, or listening to NPR.

"Yo, have you met Mitchell Earl?"

"Of course! Who hasn't met Mitchell Earl?"

by fambamthankyoumam November 23, 2021

The Cork Popper Of Earl

When eye piece tensions run too high and sexual tendencies become abundant. Corks rain down from the metaforical and the caps spring into action. When the bells ring and sing Mason lullabies the woman cant resist a serton type of man.

"When Aubrey is trolling the cocks are always raining, The Cork Popper Of Earl is working."

by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019

EARL

Evil guy who's always slightly better than you

we don't talk about Earl here

by Oneshotnoshot October 9, 2019

Earl Gray Tea

Slang for Blood;

"Yo a snuffed a nigga he spat out earl gray tea"

by WeeB_SpamzzZ December 13, 2020

olivia earl baker

a white gingered freckly female with a tendency to drown

what an olivia earl baker

by yourfavouritedefinition June 1, 2022