the hipster cocktail

Take you favorite drink, microwave for 30 seconds, drink it before its gets cool.

better drink up the hipster cocktail before it gets cool!!!

by shenanigans12321 February 4, 2013

Council Cocktail

British English: Tap water, especially that of an extremely low quality

A - “Do you fancy some water?”
B - “Sure, as long as it’s bottled. I can’t be doing with any of that council cocktail.”

by Axeyblahblah July 7, 2021

Colombian cocktail

Is where you proceed to shit , piss, and cum in the same orifice or hole.

Today i made a Colombian cocktail in the toilet at work.

by Spicycumcurry October 25, 2019

Shrimp Cocktail

The act of when a man folds his flaccid penis and tries to insert it into a female’s vagina.

I couldn’t get hard last night, so I gave her the good ole shrimp cocktail.

by Anallover4000 January 22, 2022

jizz cocktail

A jizz cocktail is what happens when a girl sleeps with several men in a short space of time without a condom. The result a mixture of jizz aka a jizz cocktail.

Sophie slept with so many guys on Friday she must have had a jizz cocktail inside her.

by SmellyJenna May 17, 2014

Kootenay Cocktail

a mixture of beer and rum

pour some whiskey into my molson, please, feeling like a Kootenay Cocktail tonight

by mox+gam November 29, 2020

Farage cocktail

A milkshake thrown at a far-right politician, as has happened to British politician Nigel Farage. The Molotov cocktail of the 21st century.

Tommy Robinson better watch out, or they'll throw another Farage cocktail at him.

by tehfriendlyghost May 27, 2019