The second worst school in America. The students are dumb and the teachers don't know what they are teaching. The smartest senior in the school went to a community college the rest of his applications were turned down because he was dumb. The school feeds trash to its students. Just the second worst school in America.
Student 1: "Hey you go to Manchester High School (manchester ct)?
Student 2:"Yeah man. The kids are so dumb I just saw one kid fail a 1 question open note with the answer key test"
Student 2:"Yeah man. The kids are so dumb I just saw one kid fail a 1 question open note with the answer key test"
by Ya Head is the biggest June 8, 2016

Although the name suggests it, this place isn’t actually a school, the “students” are actually slaves to the government, they see the birds charging, they see what’s inside Area 51,they see me rollin
If your parents say “let’s move to east hampton,CT” say this “I’m going to kill myself”
If your parents say “let’s move to east hampton,CT” say this “I’m going to kill myself”
Boy 1: “today at east hampton high school ct only 3 kids died of a drug overdose, making progress!”
Boy 2: “let’s make it 5”
Boy 2: “let’s make it 5”
by anonymous December 29, 2021

He is a big idiot and likes fortnite and is good at video games he doesnt look very good but hes prettyyy epic and hes kinda fun but yeah.
by Ching Teng September 16, 2020

CT Thorismo is a fucking cunt
by Slup the purp December 8, 2023

That one dude you come across on the internet that might need a visit to a mental hospital. Usually will threaten you with his massive ego. CT is kind of a John Doe that really likes porn and speaking Russian language.
MOST DEFIANTLY A FEDERAL AGENT.
MOST DEFIANTLY A FEDERAL AGENT.
by RussianNews June 29, 2024

A town that constantly complains about the most minor things on local facebook groups rather than getting out of their moms basement and doing something about it. Also one of the few towns in CT that isn’t overrun by boneheaded liberals, we make up for it with even more mentally handicapped rednecks! They really hate that damn train though!
by bigdickdaniel420 December 12, 2022
