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jake

A person could be a boy that is short but has balls of steel
Jake is a balls
by yurbfyryufhruibhrbyfrhfuhrui November 4, 2022
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Jake

Jake is usually docile but while snap if he hears one more Jake from StateFarm joke.
Hey Jake from statefarm
Jake:I will snap your fucking neck
by LetsBeFrank0719 January 25, 2021
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Jake

Jake is a guy that will do anything you do but better. If you think your the best at something.... Think again because Jake just showed up and he's going to prove you wrong! His nickname is 9 iron for a reason. He can cure scoliosis buy inserting his gigantic penis into any woman's rectum. But he also does men. Not because he's gay but because he's a bro and knows back pain sucks.
Girl: My boyfriend was the best sex ever until Jake came along... He railed me and gave me a spinal realignment all at once.

Once you get a Jake, you'll have more than you can take.
by A.Nellzors July 3, 2023
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Jake

Sexy boi, likes to pass the weed. Friends with mr steal yo girl. Oh my go, he vegan too, but likes meat. Has a friend named Blake who is not cool. He also has horrible YouTube content.
Jake is super cool
by IloveCaden November 6, 2019
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Jake

Jake is a sick lad he loves soccer and is sort of tiny
Oh... and hi Jake
Jake is a legend
by Makaio October 27, 2019
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Jake

The most bad ass cool ass man you ever see he has lots of cool thingand is cracked in every game
by Kaboom man June 8, 2022
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Jake

by another florida man May 15, 2020
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