Sweet mother of Satan's left testicle

When you see an absolute unit of a fucking spider on the ceiling but you have friends over so, being the comedic relief character in your own life, have to tell something funny in terror.

Sweet mother of Satan's left testicle get the fucking flamethrower, Jerry!

by WreckWrack October 22, 2018

testicled

to testicle one in the face

When she questioned my ability, I testicled her in the face

by Ericwins July 12, 2006

Testicle Molester

A He, he/she or she whom runs around squeezing others testicles to the point of extreme pain, they have a look in their victim's eyes an assume they are enjoying it and then proceed to squeeze harder.

This is not pleasurable to the male reproductive organ, it is in fact a potential hazard risk to the seed of fertility and the seed of joy (wink wink).
We ask that you would NOT do this.
And If you feel you may be guilty of Testicle Molesting....
YOU BE NICE AND THINK TWICE ABOUT SQUEEZING OUR NUTS !!!!

See that chick, she's a right Testicle Molester

by Inverkeithing June 15, 2011

testiculus ridiculous

A spell from the Harry Potter universe which immobilizes an opponent by giving them large testicles.

" Serpensortia! " John cried.

" Testiculus Ridiculous! " Luke spat back.

" My snake and I stand bested sir. " John conceded.

by Bahamutwing October 4, 2011

testiculate

\tuh-STIK-yuh-layt\, intransitive verb:
1. To make gestures or motions with one's genitals, especially while speaking or instead of speaking

transitive verb:
1. To indicate or express by gestures with one's testicles.

As a paraplegic with limited motor skills, Jim couldn't use his hands to emphasize his speech, so instead he had to testiculate. This often led to him getting arrested for public indecency, although every woman he was ever with was never unsatisfied.

by Zigfried December 8, 2007

testicles

you gotta be fucking kidding me... looking up testicles in the urban dictionary??

looking up testicles in the urban dictionary??? seriously, get off now before i turn your internet off.

by un-dumbassify yourself, please February 23, 2010

Holy Testicle Tuesday

An expression used to describe your emotions after an extremely catastrophic event. It basically describes a tuesday obviously that ones testicles become holy. No one knows the origin, or the actual date the testicles become holy, but, we do know for sure that it's a tuesday. And thats just crazy.

me: John I just finished the rest of the beer.
John: Holy testicle tuesday.
me: No it's Saturday.

by Nitsuj0207 June 21, 2010