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turtle texter

Someone who takes forever to send or type a test message.
Dude, I texted Vlad like 30 minutes ago and he hasn't responded yet, he is such a fuckin' turtle texter.
by LickNunz June 22, 2008
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Texter

n. One who uses, or prefers text messaging.
"Grandma is a very slow texter." or "My girlfriend never returns my texts. She is a very flaky texter." or "She prefers texting so she never calls me. She's definitely a texter."
by BlindedViews October 11, 2012
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Chain Texter

1. A "Chain Texter" is a person who can NOT stop texting. They text in the bathroom, the bedroom, the car while driving the wrong way down a One-way street, anywhere they have a phone signal they text text text.

2. It's basically the same thing as being a Chain Smoker; but they don't have patches for Chain Texters - that's what "Dead Zones" are, patches to a chain texter LOL! TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT (stretch and crack their fingers) TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT!

3. A Chain Texter goes NUTS when they cannot send or receive a/any text message(s).

4. Sometimes it's the iggit in front of you at a light who is more into the texting than s/he is into paying attention to driving and being safe; thus causing road rage with others (as if the Chain Texter is innocent). Causing vehicle accidents - trees do not text, they are ANTI-Chain Texters!
Chain texters cause our car insurance rates to go up, and laws to change b/c of their own stupidity that creates vehicle accidents, near calls, or near misses. Therefore we the NON-Chain texters have to pay more for our insurance rates b/c of the lamers thinking that there vehicle isn't a locomotive means, but that it is a Text-o-motive means to get from here to there.
1. Look around the next time you are out and about, see who is and is not texting.

2. You may know or BE a Chain Texter; but where is Chain Texters Anonymous? Is it really that important, seductive, or addictive? Come on, put the darn cell phone down for an hour; you will NOT die!
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
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Canine's testes

That rollercoaster was the absolute dog's bollocks. It was the proverbial canine's testes.
by dcs234 May 28, 2006
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besties with testes

When two men hang out constantly and refuse to admit their longing to have the others genitals in their mouths. So basically, it's the manlier version of a "bromance."
Yes, I would love to do the dutch rudder with you! We're besties with testes!
by misterlovahlovahooogirl August 13, 2010
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Testeroids

(n) The inflammation in one's ass after pulling out an unexplainable high score on a test that wasn't properly studied for.
Casey: I went in to that ACSC test pretty much blind and still got a 90%.

Roark: Dude you must have some serious testeroids right now.

Casey: WTFO?
by Casekeibs April 21, 2010
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Testeriffic

When the taste of cum is good
Wow, your cum tastes Testeriffic
by TheRabbitCage May 24, 2015
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