tesla

that stupid fucking white women who think they're "saving the environment"

god damned white woman driving a gay ass tesla

by Djkeagen April 17, 2023

tesla

Example, “I pulled a tesla.”

I forgot I owned a mansion, married a millionaire, lived on a farm, had a metal factory worth $10 million dollars. Was loved by everyone.

I asked my work to pay me, I thought they wouldn’t. When I disputed it, I found out, they were going to pay me, they didn’t cus I reported it. I pulled a tesla. I complained about being ripped off, when I wasn’t. Nikola Tesla could have sold the metal in his factory, or his factory and have been worth about $10 million over a 100 years ago.

by ironfinn May 8, 2023

Tesla cars

A car that every "car guy" aka stupid 5 year olds will brag about how tesla sucks and them mk4 supra is better and stuff

Very gud def not 5 year old car guy: tEsLa CaRs SuCk 1!1
Person with logic: shut the fuck up little timmy.

by Msdicksucker July 24, 2023

Tesla Tuesday

A phrase coined by user @squawksquare on twitter suggesting that Tesla stock tends to perform poorly on Tuesdays .

It’s Tesla Tuesday… that explains why Tesla is diving down 3% at the open on no news

by chadsideas August 21, 2024

Tesla Tuesday

A phrase coined by user @squawksquare on twitter suggesting that Tesla stock tends to perform poorly on Tuesdays.

It’s Tesla Tuesday.. no wonder Tesla just dived down 3% at the open for no reason

by chadsideas August 21, 2024

teslabali

fat ahh nigga

Aye bro, did you see that whale? I thought it was teslabali!

by balibrufas September 6, 2023

Teshanna

Teshanna is a dark skin very funny person, very slow,kind,relatable, and just a vibe. If you ever come across a Teshanna know they are very delusional and don’t play and hit hard as fuck.

Yooooo Teshanna

by long meat tay tay October 7, 2023