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tenderheart 

n. an individual that is genuinely affected by the stuff of life, who finds joy in the warm, quiet, non-judgmental, positive things and is deeply hurt by the opposite. one who feels a lot of feelings/unabashedly emotional. origin: tumblr.
i wanna collect all of the tenderhearts and whisper to them that things will be okay.
tenderheart by tender-heart December 4, 2012

tinderella

Your dream girl that you see on Tinder. After swiping right you just don't want to leave your chances to Tinder's matchmaking so instead you decide to figure out your own way by using the advanced search on Facebook to search through all the girls with the same name in your town or the neighboring ones judging by the distance, which corresponds to the shoe size in the tale.
You: Hello I saw you on Tinder yesterday and decided to find and add you on Facebook. It took me a quite while. But, hey, it is just like the Cinderella tale when the prince is searching for Cinderella. I am glad that our story might have a similar ending.
Tinderella: (clicks on report this person button on Facebook)
tinderella by theprophetofthesad December 14, 2014

Tinder Thot 

A female/male who adds their bank account on their tinder as a reason to exploit horny older men for money and then to just ghost them after.
George: Whoa how did you get $5400
Susan: Oh I added my bank account as a joke, and this horny 50-year-old gave me it.
George: Oh, did you message him or respond.
Susan: Ew I don't like old men, ewwwww
George: So you are a Tinder Thot

TenderToast 

TenderToast is a surprisingly good and useful variation of the common toast we all enjoy.

TenderToast is made by placing two slices of bread into one toaster slot. The slot must be wide enough and is usually found on any toaster that accepts bagels. Best served with crunchy-side out.

Advantages of TenderToast:
- Abiltiy to make four slices of toast in a two-slice toaster.
- Toasts one side only. Crunchy on one side, warm and soft on the other.
- Makes a better BLT, fried egg sandwich or burger-bun substitute.

Carol and I were making fried-egg sandwiches one day. Needing four slices of toast, I was too lazy to wait and just put all four slices of bread in at the same time....turned out better than expected!!!
"Carol.....let's make it with TenderToast"

Ryan Tedder 

Ryan Tedder is an American singer, songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, and record producer. As well as being the lead vocalist for the pop rock band OneRepublic , he has an independent career as a songwriter and producer for various artists. His band is known from hits like Counting Stars, Apologize, Love Runs Out, Stop And Stare and a soundtrack from 13 Reasons Why , called Start Again.
Person 1: I love OneRepublic! It's my favourite band!
Person 2: Yeah, mine too! The frontman Ryan Tedder is so handsome and has beautiful voice!
Ryan Tedder by Stormer September 3, 2018

tinder roulette 

Playing tinder in such a way that you say 'Yes' to everyone that pops onto your screen. Most likely played while extremely drunk or high on an array of substances.
Ah man, I played tinder roulette all last night .. Now I have endless notifications.
tinder roulette by Master Angler August 15, 2014