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French teacher

The French teachers; they have an impressive collection of scarves and are never seen without one on. They refuse to speak english to their students out of class, and walk around like they are the principal. Truly horrifying people.
Oh look it's the French teacher! I hope she doesn't suffocate me with her scarf today :D
by Anonymous carrot 19284 April 14, 2021
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National slap a teacher day

national slap a teacher day! The day you cant slap the shit out of your least favourite teacher
by Maddison inwood November 28, 2019
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Pick me Teacher

That one teacher NO ONE likes. Unlike a pick me girl/boy, Instead of seeking male/female approval they seek student approval. They always talk about their personal life infront of their students during class as if they asked. They will ALWAYS try so hard to be funny but it just ends up being cringe. Some are nice and some are just rude asf and try to be "not like the other teachers". They are self absorbed and over-dramatic. They are so desperate for attention to the point they have to ask students sometimes if they like their teaching or if they are a good teacher. They humiliate students ALOT. They cry and have meltdowns infront of their students over small things. Alot of them are millenials who try to act more "genZ" so they can fit in, but it just makes others cringe.

Oh. And not to mention that they are white.
"have you heard of ms.Hoodberry? Yea, She's such a pick me teacher. Yesterday she had a meltdown over a students water bottle."

"I never knew pick me teachers could exist until i met ms. Hoodberry"
by XUXULIXD February 27, 2022
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teacher's bitch

That one fucker in school who alwys has their work done before you 've even started.
That guy with the straight one hundred in world geography he is a teacher's bitch.
by drumerboy March 4, 2007
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Teacup

A person of a smaller stature who is cute, fragile, but very valuable.
That girl is such a teacup.
by lisa pizza 78 July 22, 2009
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violin teacher

A person of exceptional kindness, tollerance and patience, who has an endless supply of viola jokes. A violin teacher should be an excellent violinist, but due to a lack of confidence, glut of personal problems, or a misguided view of the profession they will subject themself to the squeeks and poor intonation of violin pupils.
If the violin teacher carries on for many years, they may be allowed to teach more advanced pupils. This is considerably easier on the ears. More advanced pupils may be destined for the teaching profession and therefore are likely to be emotionally unstable. A violin teacher can help pupils avoid the same pitfalls that beset them and their colleagues, thus making a difference to the lives of many.
Early signs that you may become a violin teacher include and sort of life trauma that has a lasting effect, combined with a talent for violin playing.
Violin teacher: Hello X how has your violin playing been going this week?
Violin pupil: Erm, well, to be honest....
Violin teacher: Have you played it at all this week?
Violin pupil: sniff...sniff...No, my dog died.
Violin teacher: Oh X, that's really sad. (there follows an outpouring from the pupil followed by a cheery: Shall we compose a piece about your dog?
Violin pupil: I dunno, my mum said my playing sounded like a cat was dying...bursts into tears...
by su_perb_violinist July 1, 2010
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Tenafly High School

Tenafly, New Jersey, where the football team hasn’t won a game since 1984, and 1 in two kids are high in class. Where you can’t walk into the bathroom without finding a drug deal going on. The population is pretty much split between Koreans and Jews, andeveryone’s dad is the the CEO of a multi million dollar tech conglomerate. You either live on the hill, or you’re a peasant, and if you didn’t go to the Halloween party, you’re social status will never recover. There’s a party every Friday night and it’s not over until the cops show up. Sure the school prides itself on our stellar SAT scores, but it’s still 2 million dollars in debt. It’s the town where nudes and sex tapes are leaked, and where kids miss a semester because they went to jail for a while. But chill, he’s cool now. If you want school spirit, don’t come here, we don’t like spirit, but competition is fine. There’s always a guy who gets beat up, or a girl who gets hurt because those two made a bet. You can’t tell your real friends from the fakes, but hey, we have a good school system so.... yay??
by BABOONHEART007 October 15, 2018
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