wifi tease 

(noun) when you piggyback from another's wifi source and it can't make up its mind whether or not it wants to remain an available network. Usually due to poor atmospheric connection or poor signal quality.

Bob: I can't seem to stay connected to Inetgirl. It keeps bumping me off the internet."
Tom: "Yeah, I hear Inetgirl is a real wifi tease around THIS neighborhood."

wifi tease by notsosure25702 June 29, 2011

cockpit tease 

The state of shattered hopes and carnal frustration which exists when a pilot has passengers board a plane, leaves the gate, and taxis to the runway only to tell everyone that the flight is delayed and you're returning to the terminal.

Just when we thought we were about to leave the airport, the pilot came on the loudspeaker and told everyone that we were heading back to the gate for 3 more hours. What a cockpit tease.

cockpit tease by Stuck in Raleigh September 8, 2012

Ellipsis tease

When someone starts typing an iMessage, but doesn't send it, the recipient sees an ellipsis before it disappears, then nothing.

Stop being such an ellipsis tease and spit it out!

Ellipsis tease by lethor August 21, 2013

cook tease 

When you promise a girl you'll cook for her so she will sleep with you but have no intention ever making them food.

That guy is a total cook tease, he always says he's going to make me dinner but then we just have sex.

cook tease by iwanttotouchyourwords August 6, 2016

tinder tease

When you make a match on tinder, message him/her and then never hear a response back

I matched with an extremely hot girl; but she turned out to be another tinder tease

tinder tease by Stinksta May 31, 2016

Cheese Tease

Someone that flaunts cheese and use of cheese but doesn't deliver their promise. They can't be trusted.

Stealthano: I want to sleep on a giant piece of bread with that cheese square as a blanket

Ashliboobs: I want that too

Stealthano: care to join me?

Ashliboobs: I would but you're such a cheese tease!

Cheese Tease by Stealthano January 8, 2017

Nugget Tease 

A woman who is shaped like a fridge physically fighting or bullying you. You are legally allowed to call her nugget tease if you feel threatened.

Person1: Come here and fight me like a real man!
Person2: You’re a Nugget Tease!

Nugget Tease by NuggetTease November 23, 2019