teabag

To crouch one someone's body after you kill them in a game (usually halo). To but your sack into someone's mouth. A porous pouch containing enough tea for one serving.

That red team bastard teabagged me! Don't cry if you get neutered teabagging someone. Pass me the irish breakfast teabag please.

by Cogitator October 5, 2008

transylvanian teabag

It could be also a used Tampon.

Uncle Dracula picked up some used Tampons at the ladie's toilet to make his cup of tea, he called it a transylvanian teabag.

by Teahead January 1, 2007

snorkeling teabagger

1. n. A man that both (a) dips his scrotum and testicles across the nose and mouth of another person while laying his penis across the remainder of their face. (as if dipping a tea bag into hot water) and (b) receives the same.

2. n. A conservative activist who is so ignorant that they protest against tax cuts (that benefit them) by holding a sign that says: "Don't cut my Medicare to pay for your Socialized Medicine."

Congressman Massa was a snorkeling teabagger with his barely legal page.

Billy Ray cheered while he watched the snorkeling teabaggers protest new taxes on FOX news even though the signs were unrelated to the protest.

by FoxNewsFred March 22, 2010

teabag

Used by lazy people in the process of making a cup of tea. A fibourous and semi permeable piece of paper containing tea leaves, which, incidentally are very small and inferior when compared to loose leaf tea. Those wishing to enjoy the best flavour of tea ought not use teabags, rather the more appropriate brewing vessel called a tea pot. Usually add about 1 teaspoon per person then one extra, and pour on hot water, and allow to brew for 3-4 minutes. Teabags produce an inferior cup of tea, and interestingly enough, some claim that they can taste the residual flavours of the paper in the tea.

What on earth do you want teabags for chaps? A much better cup of tea is obtained from using tea leaves in a teapot.

by opinionated_bastard July 3, 2006

Teabag

a bag full of tea, what you make tea out of

jimmy dipped his teabag in his grandmothers cup of hot watter and made tea

by Towelie March 13, 2005

Teabagging a Teacup

An act in which the male places his testicles within the female's vagina.

Me: Yo, Tony. You put your dirty teabag in my wife's teacup?
Tony: Yeaah, she was fiiiiine. I was in heaven teabagging a teacup all night!
Me: I aughta graze my teabag across your chin for sayin' somethin' like that.
Tony: I'm up for new things!

by ballsack69niggnogg February 23, 2011

teabagging

The act of a male placing his scrotum on the forehead or face of another person in order to create sexual humiliation and to assert dominance over another. Typically occurs after a black guy whupps a white guys ass in a street fight.

Jarvis is teabagging Zach after he whupped is ass in a street fight. Zach is now Jarvis's property.

by The Holy Diving Troll January 5, 2014