fuct-taped

A high level of being fucked; especially used when you feel surrounded or stuck to whatever is screwing you over.

Dude, I forgot my history binder at school; I have a quiz and an essay due tomorrow. I am so fuct-taped.

by Jordan K-M October 29, 2009

Senior Takedown

when, after you get humiliated by a Senior student at your school, you devise, and carry out, a plan that ends in answers and complete humiliation on the senior student who took you down in the first place

Mark: There ya go, loser!
Dane: Aw come on, man!
Mark: Fuck that, i'm going to have awesome buttsecks with my gf in the office
Dane: you know what, that gives me an idea
*hooks up a camera to the main television system*
Dane: Pure... gold! internet gold at that!
* The next day*
Mark: Yesterday was amazing
Jack: Yeah, you had buttsecks with Brenda
Mark: lolwut?
Jack: Dude, you did you, or did you not see the TV in the office that showed the whole moment start to finish?
Mark: Aw, shit...
Dane: status on "Senior Takedown", accomplished!

by your best idiot May 15, 2010

stucky taped

Something stuck down so well with stick tape it's stuck for good.

I tried to remove the label on my book but it had been stucky taped.

by Beady Girls April 15, 2015

teddy takedown

The swift movement of pulling someone's legs from under them, named after Teddy Walker who became the first victim to this manoeuvre in 2014

I'm gonna teddy takedown that kid at lunch

by Leptonomo June 6, 2019

Ball-tased

When a person tasers themselves in their testicles. May or may not cause a fatal heart attack.

While attempting to steal a portrait of Tip O'neill, the man ball-tased himself, which triggered a fatal heart attack

by Marieldan January 9, 2021

Ranger Takedown

Noun. A typically non-lethal, close-range move applied by New California Republic rangers of Fallout fame. The most common method consists of backing up, stopping completely, and quickly if not immediately preforming a leg sweep or full-palm strike. Can be used to trip opponents or otherwise send them flying backwards. Take care not to break your wrist attempting the latter maneuver.

I got raided by some Legionaries and had to pull a ranger takedown on their asses and run. Damn that Caesar.

by extremely aggressive mailman May 21, 2022

Mike Tated

Backing into a parking spot. Backing into a parking spot so well, surrounding bystanders are just creaming their pants.

I once Mike Tated at an Applebees and I saw this chick’s knees buckle with excitement and pleasure.

by MACDADTATE August 12, 2022