talen monster

a bird man that cheats on everyone he's with, and is far too ugly to cheat, or get any girls, and sucks at lacrosse.

damn he's so bad, he must be a talen monster

by William WONG January 27, 2007

talent

Euphemism for 'breasts'. Taken from the anime Sailormoon.

But I'm the one with the most talent!

by David January 14, 2004

taking my talents to southhampton

to ejaculate onto someone's pillow at their hamptons' house. preferably the head of household. spawned from Lebron James' famous quote "taking my talents to south beach".

Larry: James, thanks for having me out here this weekend.
James: make yourself at home. My wife and I are going to the beach, do you want to join us?
Larry: no thanks, I have a few things to unload first.

*the next morning*
James: Oh f*ck, my pillow is stuck to my head!!!
Larry: That's right James, I've been taking my talents to southhampton

by Stepdads September 29, 2010

Talent

the opposite of Brittany Spears

done problem solved

Brittany Spears: look at me im so Talented, YAH.

Me: F*ck of you stupid skank

by Brittany sucks May 26, 2009

Raw Talent

Having a persona of a complete idiot, but spontaneously displaying signs of genius

Damn, that guy has raw talent - I thought he was really stupid.

by Manu Motorsport April 14, 2011

taliena

A fun, energetic, pretty girl.

I went to California and this cutie was so Taliena.

by Tsmith72 December 19, 2016

tahleena

The most beautiful girl known to walk Earth. She has the most loving heart and the sweetest personality. She knows how to get stuff done and if she has to isn't afraid to push people out of the way. Any one with this name is the kindest angel of all with a temper. She knows how to stand up for herself and is very independent. And any guy to be able to claim her as his own is the luckiest guy known to man.

Did you see that girl Tahleena? I wish I could have her.

by Tahleena's Guy December 21, 2016