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Trumping

"I know he was arrested for groping but was it just ass grabbing or was he trumping people?"
by turk182.5 May 21, 2023
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Crumpeting

The act of a woman or person with a clitoris masturbating while laying face down.

Named after Netflix's Sex Education character Aimee, who is shown doing this in Season 1. Afterwards, she tells friends: “I’ve been wanking all night; I ate four packets of crumpets, and I think my clit might drop off."

Crumpeting is the preferred masturbation position of many people because it puts pleasurable weight and pressure on the genitals. There is also a feminist element to the celebration of crumpeting, in that a lot of porn designed to cater to the male gaze shows women wanking on their backs, legs splayed wide so that men can see everything; in reality, plenty of women prefer touching themselves in ways that are less about performing for others and more about genuinely pleasuring themselves.
"Crumpeting is my favourite way to reach orgasm. I like to lay on top of my vibrator with the duvet pulled over me, all cosy."
by CanCanOfWorms September 26, 2023
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Trumping

Just lieing for not good reason, about anything
Girl, you did not run that race, stop Trumping
by Mrsmarie September 28, 2023
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trumputin

president-elect decides he's so good for the people he'll need a 3rd term, AKA, how to become a dictator
President-elect takes lessons from Afghanistan to form a #Talibump government, and from Russia to become a fearless leader. All hail #Trumputin!
by Mala Little November 14, 2024
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Crumpeting

When you shove a warm, buttered crumpet up your arsehole.
Last week I caught Bogdan Crumpeting.
by Lord Pervert of Shittingswell November 18, 2023
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Trumping

Having an entitled/victim mentality. Having more then others and whining and crying about anything that doesn't go your way. It's never your fault and someone else is always to blame.
"Dude I failed the test. This teacher is out to get me!"
"Man stop trumping, teach doesn't have it out for you... You just didn't study."
by Olyguy84 November 20, 2023
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Trumping

When you take a bunch of Ketamine and Cocaine before molesting underage girls
Dude, I went trumping with Diaper Donny, Jr, Gaetz, Elon, Bannon, and Vance last night.
by CBWFKY23 August 11, 2024
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