tottened

Getting so wasted on a night out that you wake the whole block up when your disastrous cooking attempts set the smoke alarms off

Student 1: how was your night?
Student 2: man it was bad, I got tottened!

by Immunocompromised May 5, 2015

tooterpocalypse

An exorbitant amount of gas released from the anus that makes your current location uninhabitable.

We gotta get out of here, it's a tooterpocalypse!

by Strawberry-bitchcake September 24, 2015

Tooter Butter

When you attempt to let out a large toot, but instead are left running to the bathroom with a little more down there than you wished for. Can damage underwear beyond normal repair.

Aitanna just let out a tooter butter! Oh goodness she's going to need to shop for new underwear soon, she's running out!

by JRdanbury March 23, 2016

Tooter Shooters

An alternate name for Tatter Tots, the small delicious nuggets made from potatoes

Mmmmm I love me some Tooter Shooters

by Tootershooter July 14, 2016

tooterous

It is a uterus that connects to the anal cavity instead of the vagina.

Donald Trump must be cramping with his tooterous.

by Rickdiculious June 30, 2017

toolen

A fucking bitch of a girl that thinks the only way to get over a person is by leap frogging from dick to dick

Person 1: Man she's such a slut, she thinks sleeping with other guys will help her get over her ex
Person 2: Yeah! She's acting like a Toolen!

by percylandia October 11, 2017

Tooter

A straw or object that has been cut at a angle to use for loading and snorting

Give me a tooter for this.

by MuckGregor June 2, 2018