two tons of fun

A large woman who knows how to please a man.

Peter: I can't believe you slept with Jenn. She's pushing 500 pounds dude!!

Matt: I know man, but that bitch is two tons of fun!

by Shawn Parent April 18, 2008

Shit Ass Ton

An extremly large amount of something, usually refering to illegal substances or food.

Dude me and Armondo just smoked a shit ass ton of weed!

by TheLumbahjack September 16, 2008

Ton-o-Fun

A women who weighs more than 250 pounds and/or is visibly overweight to the point where she is no longer just fat.

You see that women over there, that is what you call a ton-o-fun.

by A-Man March 31, 2005

Metric Fuck-Ton

A whole lot of something.

Fred: Check it out! I had a party last night and now I have three full trash cans of beer cans to recycle!

Steve: Wow. That is a metric fuck-ton of aluminum cans.

by Ozzwepay March 11, 2011

shit-ton

1.take a shit in your pants...that is a shit-ton of shit in your pants.
2.shit-load*shit-load = shit-ton cuFt/Lb.

'I have a shit-ton of shit to do today.'
'That girls got a shit-ton of ass!'
'Now, that's a shit-ton.'

by DickTrickle April 2, 2004

metric shit ton

A shitload is alot, so a shit-ton must be alot more, no? And the metric, well, the metric system is just badass so I think thats self explanatory

When I started my car, it let out a metric shit-ton of smoke.

by the_steve June 29, 2005

Metric shit ton

a measurement made popular by yogscast sips. This metric measurement is approximately 609.420 kg. the unit of measurement is mainly used to describe one unit of dirt ( which is one metric shit ton).

Guy one: we have to haul this metric shit ton by tomorrow

Guy two: why don't you just call it a unit?
Guy one: because I can!

by berbebad February 13, 2015