when your eating out an ass, but it smells frightful and looks like it's been stretched out and wrinkled. A poop tuba is generally caused by forgetting to shower. Only fucking retards are known to have poop tubas because everybody showers before sex.
I ate out a girl butthole last night, but she had a real stinky poop tuba. Never gonna fuck her again.
by fingerlickingvaginaparticles November 7, 2020
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Get the Tuba mug.a type of urinal, the kind you might find in most male bathrooms. a tuba is the kind of urinal that is lower to the ground for midgets, and an inconveniance for tall people. it usually has the most bacteria on it, so cotton swabs can be used to test for this. occasionally mistaken for a musical instrument.
Abigail: Emily, we just tested the tuba for bacteria and man is there a lot!
Emily: What, you mean like a urinal?
Abigail: Yeah!
The tall man was at a disadvantage using the tuba urinal.
Emily: What, you mean like a urinal?
Abigail: Yeah!
The tall man was at a disadvantage using the tuba urinal.
by Beka Lioki January 6, 2008
Get the tuba mug.1: The sound Poop makes as it slides greasily out of your butt and rolls down your pants-leg falling to the ground.
2: Any situation that generally makes you feel as if, at any moment, poop may slide greasily out of your butt,roll down your pantsleg and fall to the ground.
2: Any situation that generally makes you feel as if, at any moment, poop may slide greasily out of your butt,roll down your pantsleg and fall to the ground.
by Papa Smurch January 7, 2004
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Get the mizu ryu tsubasa mug.A mediocre instrument though, is the love of people's life. It plays in the bass clef, and is the "back-beat" to the band. Though it has amassed a large following because of it's large size, low tone and vibrant sound, it is in many ways a cumbersome instrument.
Some of the effects on tuba players is that they end up angry that they chose an such a comically large instrument, and therefore feel the need to lash out at anyone who decides to "attack" their "godly" tuba. Another effect is that all tuba players feel the need to validate them self, and prove that they are the most important part of a band.
Often times, a tuba player is prorated as a larger man, and the inclusion of a tuba is a nod to how the flow of the bass line of a song is a lower and slower part.
Though all the parts of a band is valuable, many of the players of the tuba are quick to point out that their instrument "is the best!" and nothing with change their mind.
A conversation between a band and a tuba player would look like:
Tuba player: "you know, I, as the tuba player, am like the best and most important part of the band"
The woodwind section: "but we all have are parts to play"
Tuba player: "you're just wrong though"
Percussion section: "you're just loud and not really that needed"
Tuba player later: "wow they think they are such good musicians, clearly I am the best part"
The rest of brass in the distance: "we're just you but lower, and you know it"
Some of the effects on tuba players is that they end up angry that they chose an such a comically large instrument, and therefore feel the need to lash out at anyone who decides to "attack" their "godly" tuba. Another effect is that all tuba players feel the need to validate them self, and prove that they are the most important part of a band.
Often times, a tuba player is prorated as a larger man, and the inclusion of a tuba is a nod to how the flow of the bass line of a song is a lower and slower part.
Though all the parts of a band is valuable, many of the players of the tuba are quick to point out that their instrument "is the best!" and nothing with change their mind.
A conversation between a band and a tuba player would look like:
Tuba player: "you know, I, as the tuba player, am like the best and most important part of the band"
The woodwind section: "but we all have are parts to play"
Tuba player: "you're just wrong though"
Percussion section: "you're just loud and not really that needed"
Tuba player later: "wow they think they are such good musicians, clearly I am the best part"
The rest of brass in the distance: "we're just you but lower, and you know it"
by BreadGetBeaned November 14, 2019
Get the Tuba mug.The most revolting instrument of all. Nobody wants to know what a note under 57 ledger lines sounds like. Tuba players generally are fat, ugly, cheek-puffing slobs. Stay away from tubas and their players.
by Max12234 January 10, 2008
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